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marmar  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-24-08 03:04 PM
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I just had a blow-up with the freaky fundie lady at work..... 
Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 03:06 PM by marmar
I, and most of my coworkers, generally just avoid this woman, who's an extra-crispy bucket of crazy. She prowls the right-wing sites on the Internet all day, and listens to Rush on her headphones.
The election polling of late has been putting her in an increasingly foul mood, and the revelation of the faux attack on that campaign worker in Pittsburgh has really ruined her day today.
Anyway, I was talking to a colleague a few minutes ago about what a phony Sarah Palin (who the fundie lady thinks is the best thing since Ju-heezus himself) is, and how much damage she's done to McCain's already sad campaign.
That was too much for Fundie lady, who butted into the conversation and yelped, "You sound just like Michael Moore or MoveOn.org."
I responded, "You know, you're confused enough to think that is actually an insult."
She slinked back into her cubicle. I got high fives.
I suspect she may be calling in sick on election day.

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« Last Edit: October 24, 2008, 04:32:32 PM by blitzkrieg_17 »
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Re: I just had a blow-up with the freaky fundie lady at work.....
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 04:31:18 PM »
Oh for the love of all that is holy!  LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME!!!!!  Get a new script you freaking retards!!!!!! :hammer:
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Re: I just had a blow-up with the freaky fundie lady at work.....
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 04:36:41 PM »
LAME with a capital L.

Tell ya what, idiot... most Americans are revolted by the likes of Mikhail Moore and most Americans have never heard of Moveon (read, MorOn).org

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Re: I just had a blow-up with the freaky fundie lady at work.....
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 04:46:33 PM »
Man, the primitives don't seem to get along with any of their coworkers.
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Re: I just had a blow-up with the freaky fundie lady at work.....
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 05:10:00 PM »
Man, the primitives don't seem to get along with any of their coworkers.
shocking
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Re: I just had a blow-up with the freaky fundie lady at work.....
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 05:10:38 PM »


High fives, but no thumbs and no conversions.  No bongs.

What really happened:

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I just had a blow-up with all the freaky fundie co-workers at work..... 
Edited on Fri Oct-24-08 03:06 PM by marmar
I generally just avoid these people, preferring to hide in my cubicle, surfing the internet all day, because I'm an extra-slimy bucket of sh*t. I prowl the moonbat sites on the Internet all day, and listens to Err Amerika without headphones.
The election polling of late has been putting me in an increasingly foul mood, and the revelation that the Oooobamamessiah might lose has really ruined my day today.
Anyway, I was talking to a my Mom on the phone a few minutes ago about what a phony Sarah Palin (who the fundie lady thinks is the best thing since Ju-heezus himself) is, and how much damage she's done to McCain's already sad campaign.
That was too much for my fundie co-workers, who started yelling for me to STFU, "You sound just like Michael Moore or Cindy Shee-hag."
I thought about saying, "You know, you're confused enough to think that is actually an insult.", but instead I slinked back into my cubicle and composed my bouncy on teh DUmp.
I suspect I may be calling in sick the day after election day.
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 05:11:32 PM »
shocking
...that they even have co-workers or a job at all for that matter.
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 05:38:40 PM »
...that they even have co-workers or a job at all for that matter.

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Re: I just had a blow-up with the freaky fundie lady at work.....
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 06:04:15 PM »
Man, the primitives don't seem to get along with any of their coworkers.

The remainder of them are unemployed and psychotic. Their pant load of a life gives me endless pleasure.
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