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lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« on: October 24, 2008, 06:47:46 AM »
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Oh my.

The lying titty primitive's degenerated from hanging around with celebrities to hanging around with people who look like celebrities.

My, how the mighty are falling.

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 07:56 PM
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My girlfriend is almost a dead ringer for Palin, and it's beginning to get to me.

I have decided to avoid all video and as many pics of Palin as possible.

But it is a very difficult objective, while hanging around good ol' DU.

This is going to be a tough couple of weeks.

I may need Professional Help after this one (I probably need some, anyway).

At least her voice is more like Lauren Bacall and not fingernails-on-chalkboard.

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 08:08 PM
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15. I might get in touch, if they steal this thing.

Or maybe she could dye her hair blond.

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 08:32 PM
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22. Way left.

And she's a lot smarter than I, so she keeps me out of trouble in this Mean Season.

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 08:06 PM
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13. Man, you just missed her on Saturday.

Maybe twenty minutes.

We had dinner at Bran Fanning's (the historian) house on Sunday. I wish you could have been there. The conversation was fascinating (because I drank, instead of screwing it up).

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OPERATIONMINDCRIME  (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-22-08 08:00 PM
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9. If You Really Let That Get To You, It Sounds Like You May Need Professional Help Already.

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 08:39 PM
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28. I should have had my head examined, long ago.

But I am afraid they wouldn't find anything.

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 08:17 PM
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17. I believe she is.

But that face is the first thing I see in the morning, right up close.

When I said it was starting to get to me, I wasn't kidding.

People come up to us in clubs and restaurants,on the sidewalk.

And we live in Marin County.

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 08:38 PM
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27. I actually tried that.

And almost ended up on the couch, that night.

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 08:55 PM
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34. Tell that...to an Italian.

I would end up in the ER, having a size 7 Manolo extracted from my a**.

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 09:04 PM
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37. You come out here and try it.

She's Italian, a world-class extreme skier and black belt in Tae Kwan Do.

I can outrun her, but she has better endurance. She would catch me sooner or later.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 06:57:08 AM »
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 09:04 PM
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37. You come out here and try it.

She's Italian, a world-class extreme skier and black belt in Tae Kwan Do.

I can outrun her, but she has better endurance. She would catch me sooner or later.

Tom, who can only be described a somewhat chunky, balding, 50ish gift shop attendant, is dating a smokin' hot Italian Extreme skiing Martial artist...

If you can get your mind around that, he can also outrun her...even if not for long...

I wonder how many people have tom on their ignore lists there.

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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 06:58:46 AM »
Heh.  She should call Larry Flynt.  He'll pay her $3,000 to make a porno.  I'm sure TiT could use the money.

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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 07:04:30 AM »
TiT just wishes he could get that lucky........ :rotf:
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 07:11:59 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 24, 2008, 07:04:30 AM
TiT just wishes he could get that lucky........ :rotf:

Heck. I wish *I* could get that lucky.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 07:27:21 AM »
That guy really has an inferiority complex that he has to embellish every lay he's had with something outrageously successful about the person. And to you fellas, NOBODY is that lucky, that consisently...especially not a middle age lush.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 07:52:14 AM »
TiT makes me feel that irrational hatred that DUmmies get when thinking about Karl Rove.  The sad part is that TiT has actually earned it with his lies and grand standing.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 08:37:45 AM »
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 08:39 PM
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28. I should have had my head examined, long ago.

But I am afraid they wouldn't find anything.


Not even a brain!  :lmao:
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 08:51:47 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on October 24, 2008, 07:27:21 AM
That guy really has an inferiority complex that he has to embellish every lay he's had with something outrageously successful about the person. And to you fellas, NOBODY is that lucky, that consisently...especially not a middle age lush.

Tit is DU's version of CU's Cold Warrior.  All lies, all the time.

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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008, 09:13:58 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on October 24, 2008, 08:51:47 AM
Tit is DU's version of CU's Cold Warrior.  All lies, all the time.

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Well put.

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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2008, 09:25:52 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 24, 2008, 09:13:58 AM
Well put.

 :cheersmate:

More appropriately, I would call CW CU's version of TiT.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2008, 10:22:53 AM »
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 08:17 PM
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17. I believe she is.
 But that face is the first thing I see in the morning, right up close.


Very, very close, since it's unlikely he has more than a cot in that Barney Fife sleeping room behind the trinket shop.


Actually, considering TiTtyboy is an unmarried alcoholic living in the gay Bay Area, if his "girlfriend" resembles Palin, it's probably a resemblance to Todd, not Sarah.


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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2008, 10:44:38 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 24, 2008, 10:22:53 AM


Very, very close, since it's unlikely he has more than a cot in that Barney Fife sleeping room behind the trinket shop.


Actually, considering TiTtyboy is an unmarried alcoholic living in the gay Bay Area, if his "girlfriend" resembles Palin, it's probably a resemblance to Todd, not Sarah.




I dunno, given the glamor factor, I expect she'll become a popular 'type' with the female impersonator fags.  TiT's "girlfriend" would still get the quotation marks, but for slightly different reasons.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2008, 12:27:37 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on October 24, 2008, 09:25:52 AM
More appropriately, I would call CW CU's version of TiT.

How about speed addiction?
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2008, 01:02:35 PM »
Quote from: Bondai on October 24, 2008, 12:27:37 PM
How about speed addiction?

Well, I'd have to say that SA eventually admitted he was lying, and appeared to feel pretty bad about it, so I would have to say he had demonstrated some potential for redemption, unlike CW or TiT.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2008, 01:46:29 PM »
What does an athletic, attractive, wealthy, unmarried chick in her late 30s - early 40s want more than anything?

To shack up with a drunken 60-year-old retail clerk!

Isn't that every girl's dream?
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2008, 02:00:57 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on October 24, 2008, 06:57:08 AM
Tom, who can only be described a somewhat chunky, balding, 50ish gift shop attendant, is dating a smokin' hot Italian Extreme skiing Martial artist...

If you can get your mind around that, he can also outrun her...even if not for long...

I wonder how many people have tom on their ignore lists there.



Shit, if I had a girlfriend like that, I'd stop wasting time on here lol.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2008, 02:44:43 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 24, 2008, 01:02:35 PM
Well, I'd have to say that SA eventually admitted he was lying, and appeared to feel pretty bad about it, so I would have to say he had demonstrated some potential for redemption, unlike CW or TiT.
I been wonderin' why I haven't seen him here. I thought he had earned redemption after 'fessin up.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2008, 02:50:58 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 24, 2008, 02:44:43 PM
I been wonderin' why I haven't seen him here. I thought he had earned redemption after 'fessin up.

Some feel he learned his lesson, others will never forgive him.  I think it has a lot to do with that.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2008, 02:57:52 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 24, 2008, 06:47:46 AM
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Oh my.

The lying titty primitive's degenerated from hanging around with celebrities to hanging around with people who look like celebrities.

My, how the mighty are falling.


Naaa - he is just warming up the crowd for when he admits he has been dating Tina Fey in a week or so.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2008, 03:06:04 PM »
Quote from: miskie on October 24, 2008, 02:57:52 PM
Naaa - he is just warming up the crowd for when he admits he has been dating Tina Fey in a week or so.
I can't decide who I'd feel most sorry for in that coupling.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2008, 03:30:43 PM »
Quote from: bijou on October 24, 2008, 03:06:04 PM
I can't decide who I'd feel most sorry for in that coupling.

I dunno, but TiT would definitely be getting the best of the deal, and by a very large margin.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2008, 06:52:26 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 24, 2008, 10:44:38 AM
I dunno, given the glamor factor, I expect she'll become a popular 'type' with the female impersonator fags.  TiT's "girlfriend" would still get the quotation marks, but for slightly different reasons.

If not the crossdressers then the transgendered kind.
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2008, 10:47:10 PM »
What happened to the Nordic Chick who used to live on an ice flow and killed carabou with her teeth when she wasn't maintaining her super model figure?

Did he forget about her or did he swap out his imaginary girlfriend?
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Re: lying titty primitive doesn't like looks of his girlfriend
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2008, 10:59:20 PM »
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Blah, blah, blah.
Translation: "My blow-up doll has a Sarah Pallin wig."

I seriously doubt ol' Gift Shop Tom could get laid with a real live girl.
 
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