DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - Using the Upstairs Crapper!

[GOBUCKS]

The domineering DUmmyette Sparkly is out-of-town, most likely for a tryst with former CNN anchor Aaron Brown or another of her beaus. DUmmy Husb2Sparkly is so giddy at the prospects of spending a couple of days using the upstairs toilet that he makes up this silly bouncy about vandalizing books at the airport.

The cat will be pleased to have some privacy.

Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-22-08 05:59 PM
Original message
I acted like an evil little elf today.
Sparkly had to go out of town on bidniss. I got to play taxi driver. We got to the airport a bit early. I was hungry so decided to go in to grab a bite and see her off.

We pass a Border's books tore. Sparkly detoured in to get a magazine. While she was looking, I notice the font display is arranged in two columns. On the left were various titles by or about Obama and Biden. On the right, various titles about McCain and Palin.

I spent a few seconds peeking over my shoulder, acting like a criminal, and redecorating. I either turned backward of place an Obama cover over every McPalin title.

Then, at the check-out counter is this silly-assed display of playing cards with Clinton, Obama, and McCain on the backs (no Palin). I redecorated here, too. When done, one could only see Clinton or Obama decks.

As Sparkly is checking out, I lean forward toward the clerk (the only one visible in the store). "Pssssst ...... I'm voting for Obama and I hope you are, too. I took the liberty of rearranging your displays so only Obama books can be seen. I hope you don't mind."

She laughs and extends her hand to shake mine. "I was juuuuuust about to do that myself!".

It made my day.

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As usual, this lame bouncy story provokes other DUmmies to come up with even lamer stories, hoping to share in all the approval DUmmy Husb2Sparkly is sure to reap:

graywarrior  (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-22-08 06:00 PM
Response to Original message
1. I ended up a celebrity on freeperville for reporting doing the same thing in 2004

After four years, this is still a point of pride for DUmmy graywarrior. 
 

yardwork  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 06:03 PM
2. I did something similar in Borders the other day.
I just happened to absent-mindedly put one of Obama's books on top of Jerome Corsi's latest turd. 

Actually, a stack of Corsi's books with Obamessiah dust jackets would be pretty neat.

DearAbby  (1000+ posts)      Wed Oct-22-08 06:14 PM
5. Well bust my buttons....I did the same thing recently
my my my, aren't we little devils 

proud2Blib  (1000+ posts)        Wed Oct-22-08 06:13 PM
4. I did something similar when I saw a gossip rag with OBAMA IS MUSLIM on the cover
I moved all those rags to the back of the rack and put Britney Spears in the front. 

[djones520]

God I woulda loved to have been the person behind that counter (on the 1% chance that this actually happened).  I so woulda called Airport security to report a vandal.

[franksolich]

I dunno why, but primitive lurkers have been interested in this thread.

So I'll get it to where it's more visible, for the convenience of guests.

<<<a nice guy.

[vesta111]

I dunno why, but primitive lurkers have been interested in this thread.

So I'll get it to where it's more visible, for the convenience of guests.

<<<a nice guy.

So after leaving wife at airport did he head for the plumbing department at Sears and sit on one of the display bathroom features ???  Did he have an argument with a 2 year old that wanted his seat ?

[Bad Dog]

So after leaving wife at airport did he head for the plumbing department at Sears and sit on one of the display bathroom features ???  Did he have an argument with a 2 year old that wanted his seat ?

Hands down, best post so far on this thread.

[franksolich]

So after leaving wife at airport did he head for the plumbing department at Sears and sit on one of the display bathroom features ???  Did he have an argument with a 2 year old that wanted his seat ?

Oh vesta, vesta, vesta.....

Sigh.

Anyone who's paid attention in the DUmpster the last six years knows that the sparkling old dude confessed that his trophy wife makes him use the bathroom in the basement, where the cat-litter box also is, because she doesn't want him stinking up the good bathrooms on first and second floors of their home.

There's a reason he calls himself "Stinky" the Clown.

[Big Dog]

Oh vesta, vesta, vesta.....

Sigh.

Anyone who's paid attention in the DUmpster the last six years knows that the sparkling old dude confessed that his trophy wife makes him use the bathroom in the basement, where the cat-litter box also is, because she doesn't want him stinking up the good bathrooms on first and second floors of their home.

There's a reason he calls himself "Stinky" the Clown.

Stinky needs to supplement his diet.



Fix him right up!

[whiffleball]

Such a brave act on StinkDude's part, making extra work for the downtrodden masses he's supposed to 'care' about.   Then to post about it at the DUmp; what stones the guy has!   Will this act of patriotic dissent rise to the Bulna-level, though?   

[Karin]

All I have to say is, if Stinks lurks over here and sees this, I hope he's deeply embarrassed.  Especially the part of the story where he goes "Pssssst!" 

[Ralph Wiggum]

All I have to say is, if Stinks lurks over here and sees this, I hope he's deeply embarrassed.  Especially the part of the story where he goes "Pssssst!" 

And nothing speaks of immaturity more than changing the covers on books or rearranging them at a bookstore.

[Tucker]

All I have to say is, if Stinks lurks over here and sees this, I hope he's deeply embarrassed.  Especially the part of the story where he goes "Pssssst!" 

Unfortunately that may never happen. Stinky is taking a semi sabbatical from the DUmp. He doesn't call. He doesn't write. He doesn't let anyone know that he's still alive.

Sparkly is probable boinking the queer ballet dancer, leaving stinky locked up in the basement crapper. 

[GOBUCKS]

Sparkly is probable boinking the queer ballet dancer, leaving stinky locked up in the basement crapper. 

Well, when they got married, Sparkly Monica may have traded her ass for Mike's assets, but she never took his name.

When a trophy wife keeps her name, that's a pretty good sign that she plans to spread it around.

[Dblhaul]

So we have a DUmmie doing a bouncy about hiding books. But, wasent is just a few weeks ago that a DUmmie couldn't find a DUmmie book in the store? And accused republicans of hiding the DUmmie books?

[Tucker]

So we have a DUmmie doing a bouncy about hiding books. But, wasent is just a few weeks ago that a DUmmie couldn't find a DUmmie book in the store? And accused republicans of hiding the DUmmie books?

As I've often repeated, every dirty trick that we know, we learned from the democrat party.