John McCain will be our next president, the other republicans will not do badly either, and absolutely nothing is going to happen.....except on Little Goons Island, where all hellllllllllllllllllllll is gonna break loose.
The pollsters, by the way, are already beginning their "save face" mode. By this time next week McCain will be up by three. I promise.
(The stacked-up coffins are for the DUmmies who will JUST DIE!!!!)