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Fake Americans check in here: What makes you a fake American?
« on: October 21, 2008, 06:56:40 PM »
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:26 PM
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Fake Americans check in here: What makes you a fake American?
Me, I'm a librul welfare queen. I get a whopping $856 a month because I have diabetes, fibromyalgia, degenerative disc disease, sleep apnea and major depression. Shame on me for not being able to work like Joe the Plumber and other "real" Americans.

Being sick automatically makes you a fake American.

What kind of "fake American" are you?

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Bicoastal  (1000+ posts)      Tue Oct-21-08 05:28 PM
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1. I care about the environment and the arts and don't own a single gun or bible.
 Sorry, America.


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YOY  (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:29 PM
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2. The kind who left "real America" because there were no good jobs anymore.
 Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 05:31 PM by YOY
Plenty of retail though...

OOOH! 6$ an hour!!! Soon I shall retire in style!  For that money I didn't even bother giving a two week notice...gave 'em a two second notice.

**** them. They can choke on their ignorant shit and shove those bibles up their asses as they hide from whatever boogeyman the scary FOX news tells them about.

I'm 'bout to turn Virginia Blue. Merry Christmas assholes!

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Oct-21-08 05:29 PM
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4. I have a job, I go to church and I support Barack Obama ... guess that makes me a real fake
 oh and I am a PROUD member of the NEA


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av8rdave  (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:31 PM
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7. I'm a fake American...
 because I believe the "trickle down/supply side" theory of economics is complete and utter bull#@$%. I also believe we as a nation are not who or what we claim to be as long as we have separate sets of rights and rules for different groups of people. Worst of all, I don't believe might always makes right - we have a responsibility to the rest of the world to actually ENGAGE the rest of the world in dealing with issues.

Oh, and Obama is right....health care is a RIGHT!


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political_Dem (297 posts)     Tue Oct-21-08 05:34 PM
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15. I'm a fake American
 Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 05:35 PM by political_Dem
Because I am a person of color who believes that the government should have an active role in making the lives of its citizens better. I also believe that everyone should prosper in society, not just the ones with money. I also believe in civil rights for all and an honest discussion about race.


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polichick  (1000+ posts)      Tue Oct-21-08 05:34 PM
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16. Just not eager to be raptured while wrapped in the flag.

 
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EastTennesseeDem (30 posts)      Tue Oct-21-08 05:34 PM
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17. Because I don't say stuff like
 "Dem dar muzzles gon' tak over dis ****chree. WOOGIE BOOGIE NAGGER!"


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Ikonoklast  (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:39 PM
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28. Hmmm. I'm a blue-collar middle-aged, middle class white guy
 That owns his own small business, lives in the suburbs, owns guns, loves his country...I'm a Republicans wet dream of a demographic.

Yet I despise everything that the Republican Party stands for.

I guess I'm a traitor to my race. **** 'em.


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PetrusMonsFormicarum (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:43 PM
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35. I drink microbrews.
 I protest when things are wrong, celebrate when things go right, and rally when things need to change.

I commemorate past horrors so that we may never see their likes again.

I believe the war on drugs is a sham, so I practice civil disobedience by smoking grass.

I believe that no person should attempt to legislate any other person's body.

I believe that capitalism, like communism, has seen its heyday pass.

I believe in thinking for myself, and if I discover I'm ignorant about something, I'll educate myself.


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amber_86 (122 posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:49 PM
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45. I 'm a fake American
 Because I get SSI that is $637 a month because my back and right hip is all mess up and have a speech problem and only have one ear. So yeah too bad I was born in America.
WTF?

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Versailles (61 posts)      Tue Oct-21-08 06:04 PM
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59. I'm a fake Amurican
 Because I'm an atheist. I have read the bible and studied it. But I've also studied the other religions and their writings, and I find them stories with a moral and a lesson, but not the single rule of law.

Because I refuse to own a gun. I've been target shooting and I've enjoyed it, but I don't need a gun to defend myself. (I'd rather use my rapier anyhow!)

Because I'm a vegetarian. I used to eat meat and made the choice to change. Now I find meat repulsive.

Because I think critically. I examine every issue from all angles before I make an important decision. I don't make snap decisions or uninformed arguments.

I'm proud to be a "fake" American.











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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 07:01:41 PM »
What the Hell?

Who ever said these primitives aren't American?

Where the Hell did this question come from?

I think these primitives are self-pitying assholes, but they're American, no doubt.

And as they're our Americans, we have to live with them, because no other peoples will.
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008, 07:20:35 PM »
Jesus Christ.

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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 07:25:13 PM »
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:26 PM
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Fake Americans check in here: What makes you a fake American?
Me, I'm a librul welfare queen. I get a whopping $856 a month because I have diabetes, fibromyalgia, degenerative disc disease, sleep apnea and major depression. Shame on me for not being able to work like Joe the Plumber and other "real" Americans.

Being sick automatically makes you a fake American.

What kind of "fake American" are you?

No you're an ungrateful spoiled brat who uses her disability as a bat to beat her family members about the head and shoulders because they try to HELP her.

They bend over backwards to to do the right thing and you reward their kindness with hateful vitriolic CRAP.
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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2008, 07:30:51 PM »
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political_Dem (297 posts)     Tue Oct-21-08 05:34 PM
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15. I'm a fake American
 Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 05:35 PM by political_Dem
Because I am a person of color who believes that the government should have an active role in making the lives of its citizens better.Just make sure I come out ahead though I also believe that everyone should prosper in society, not just the ones with money.That is what "prosper" means DUmbass I also believe in civil rights for all and an honest discussion about race.Yes,lets and that means you drop the entitlement crap....still want to have that discussion?

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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2008, 07:36:13 PM »
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Bicoastal  (1000+ posts)      Tue Oct-21-08 05:28 PM
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1. I care about the environment and the arts and don't own a single gun or bible.
 Sorry, America.

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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2008, 07:38:48 PM »
What the Hell?

Who ever said these primitives aren't American?

Where the Hell did this question come from?

I think these primitives are self-pitying assholes, but they're American, no doubt.

And as they're our Americans, we have to live with them, because no other peoples will.

Yep.  We're stuck with them.   :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2008, 07:46:31 PM »
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Versailles (61 posts)      Tue Oct-21-08 06:04 PM
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59. I'm a fake Amurican
Because I'm an atheist. I have read the bible and studied it. But I've also studied the other religions and their writings, and I find them stories with a moral and a lesson, but not the single rule of law.

Because I refuse to own a gun. I've been target shooting and I've enjoyed it, but I don't need a gun to defend myself. (I'd rather use my rapier anyhow!)

Because I'm a vegetarian. I used to eat meat and made the choice to change. Now I find meat repulsive.

Because I think critically. I examine every issue from all angles before I make an important decision. I don't make snap decisions or uninformed arguments.

I'm proud to be a "fake" American.


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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2008, 07:46:42 PM »
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Ikonoklast  (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:39 PM
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28. Hmmm. I'm a blue-collar middle-aged, middle class white guy
 That owns his own small business, lives in the suburbs, owns guns, loves his country...I'm a Republicans wet dream of a demographic.

Yet I despise everything that the Republican Party stands for.

I guess I'm a traitor to my race. **** 'em.


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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2008, 07:49:05 PM »
Gone forever is the self-reliant, independent, and proud American.

We buried him right next to Common Sense.

RIP you two.
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2008, 07:57:38 PM »
Yep.  We're stuck with them.   :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

But it can be a good thing.

Really.

This reminds me of a long-ago ancestor, who had some part in driving the Turks out of Vienna in 1683; no big part, no noble part, something modest like by accident nabbing a spy.

Despite that he was just an ordinary peasant, this trivial little deed was noted by someone in the court of the Austrian emperor, and the ancestor was given 10 pieces of silver, which enabled him to return to his village and get a farm.

As he was unmarried, and rich now, many wooed him, including some of the best-looking, best-tempered, best-blooded women in the area.

However, when he finally decided to get married, he got married to an unaesthetic shrew who was notorious for nagging. bitching, moaning, whining, and a hot temper.  The marriage lasted until death.

At some time in his life, someone had inquired why he had chosen such a woman, when the alternatives were all so much better.

The ancestor said that he had lived a pretty comfortable life until then, and feared that God might penalize him in the Eternal Life, for having had it so easy.

And so he would rather pay for his sins in this life, not the next.

It is possible enduring the primitives can be our own salvation.

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But it can be a good thing.

Really.

This reminds me of a long-ago ancestor, who had some part in driving the Turks out of Vienna in 1683; no big part, no noble part, something modest like by accident nabbing a spy.

Despite that he was just an ordinary peasant, this trivial little deed was noted by someone in the court of the Austrian emperor, and the ancestor was given 10 pieces of silver, which enabled him to return to his village and get a farm.

As he was unmarried, and rich now, many wooed him, including some of the best-looking, best-tempered, best-blooded women in the area.

However, when he finally decided to get married, he got married to an unaesthetic shrew who was notorious for nagging. bitching, moaning, whining, and a hot temper.  The marriage lasted until death.

At some time in his life, someone had inquired why he had chosen such a woman, when the alternatives were all so much better.

The ancestor said that he had lived a pretty comfortable life until then, and feared that God might penalize him in the Eternal Life, for having had it so easy.

And so he would rather pay for his sins in this life, not the next.

It is possible enduring the primitives can be our own salvation.



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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2008, 08:14:34 PM »
Your homework for today complete this phrase : Never bring a what to a what Fight.

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15. I'm a fake American
 Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 05:35 PM by political_Dem
Because I am a person of color who believes that the government should have an active role in making the lives of its citizens better. I also believe that everyone should prosper in society, not just the ones with money. I also believe in civil rights for all and an honest discussion about race.

There is the whole problem with liberals in 1/2 a sentence.

Please, if you are a liberal can you point me to ANY WHERE that says it is the job of the government to 'make my life better'?

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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2008, 09:56:16 PM »
There is the whole problem with liberals in 1/2 a sentence.

Please, if you are a liberal can you point me to ANY WHERE that says it is the job of the government to 'make my life better'?

KC

It's that damn "welfare" clause.  You know, roads, bridges, free groceries for my baby mama and shit like that.

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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2008, 11:23:59 PM »
Idiots, the lot of them........ :mental: :mental: :mental:


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YOY  (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:29 PM
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2. The kind who left "real America" because there were no good jobs anymore.
 Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 05:31 PM by YOY
Plenty of retail though...

OOOH! 6$ an hour!!! Soon I shall retire in style!  For that money I didn't even bother giving a two week notice...gave 'em a two second notice.

**** them. They can choke on their ignorant shit and shove those bibles up their asses as they hide from whatever boogeyman the scary FOX news tells them about.

I'm 'bout to turn Virginia Blue. Merry Christmas assholes!

$6.00/hr??  Are you friggin' serious?  In retail?  I call BS.  "Retail" probably means he's bagging groceries somewhere.  I've done retail and made much, much more than $6.00/hr.  Hell, the last time I made that kind of money I was 17, what kind of douchebag is this guy? :censored:
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« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2008, 06:28:08 AM »
What the Hell?

Who ever said these primitives aren't American?

Where the Hell did this question come from?

I think these primitives are self-pitying assholes, but they're American, no doubt.

And as they're our Americans, we have to live with them, because no other peoples will.

Never noticed before, but does Skins have an overbite?  He could afford to get that fixed now that he's going to rake in over $100,000 'for BO'.

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« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2008, 07:41:50 AM »
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ladyhawk (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:26 PM
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Fake Americans check in here: What makes you a fake American?
Me, I'm a librul welfare queen. I get a whopping $856 a month because I have diabetes, fibromyalgia, degenerative disc disease, sleep apnea and major depression. Shame on me for not being able to work like Joe the Plumber and other "real" Americans.

Being sick automatically makes you a fake American.

What kind of "fake American" are you?

Dear Ladyhawk a real American would be ashamed to register to vote multiple times.

Yours, Bijou



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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2008, 07:53:32 AM »
Never noticed before, but does Skins have an overbite?  He could afford to get that fixed now that he's going to rake in over $100,000 'for BO'.

I don't think it's a dental problem my fellow alum has.

All my life, I've read "body language," and so am, uh, rather good at it.

My fellow alum has something constricted at the end of his alimentary canal, and I wish he'd deal with it, as it would make him less uptight, more sociable.
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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2008, 09:03:15 AM »
They're not fake Americans......Just piss poor examples of real Americans.
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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2008, 10:44:00 AM »
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YOY  (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-21-08 05:29 PM
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2. The kind who left "real America" because there were no good jobs anymore.
 Edited on Tue Oct-21-08 05:31 PM by YOY
Plenty of retail though...

OOOH! 6$ an hour!!! Soon I shall retire in style!  For that money I didn't even bother giving a two week notice...gave 'em a two second notice.

**** them. They can choke on their ignorant shit and shove those bibles up their asses as they hide from whatever boogeyman the scary FOX news tells them about.

I'm 'bout to turn Virginia Blue. Merry Christmas assholes!

Huh.  And here I thought the federal minimum wage was $6.55 an hour.  Sounds like they're either 1--lying about having a job in the first place, 2--not getting taxes taken out (slingin shit on the corner), or 3--too stupid to know when they're being taken advantage of and not going to the state or federal Dept. of Labor.
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