Heeeeee's Back with another tall TiB Tale

[MASHLover]

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Oct-20-08 05:30 PM
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4. This is a particular passion of mine.
   
I always confront people with no tag or obvious handicap when I catch them in a Handicapped space.

I have been in a few memorable fights with those ass-hats (I actually enjoy a good fight, every once in a while).

But the best one was during the Clinton-Bush race. I used to ride around with a friend of mine who was a letter-carrier for the Post Office. We would stay high all day and go around while he delivered the mail. We caught this guy at Carillon Shopping Center in west Houston. He whipped into a space and ran up the stairs to a jewelry store. My friend pulled his van right behind the guy's car and turned off the engine.
The guy comes down the stairs and tells us to move (I forgot to add the fact that he had a Bush sticker on his bumper). I asked him why he had parked there, since he suffered from no physical handicap that I had noticed.
He said because he was in a hurry. I told him that he shouldn't be in a hurry and that we were going to teach him a lesson in patience. I told him we would only keep him for a while, like maybe a half-hour.
Well, he got all worked up and, when it became obvious that we really meant it, ran back into the jewelry store and called the cops.

A cop showed up in a few minutes and my friend and I explained that we were both combat vets and had friends who relied on those spaces. The guy hollered, "It's not my fault your dumbass friends were stupid enough to go into the military and get in the way of a bullet".

WHAM!!!

That cop slammed the guy, face first, right into the trunk lid of the guy's own car. Cuffed him and stuffed him and told him he was going to jail. Told the asshat that his own brother had lost both legs in Desert Storm. Said he was going to have his car towed to Pasadena and that he was going to go to jail for a couple of days. Shakes our hands and told us that he could hold the guy for 72 hours without charges being filed.

I just love stuff like that.

Tom

This one even has a Cop involved.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4274952#4274999

[MASHLover]

and further down in the thread he admits to vandalizing private property:

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Oct-20-08 06:21 PM
Response to Reply #12
16. That's beautiful.
   
It pays to ask.

I have a friend who has pretty advanced macular degeneration and parking lots are nightmares for her. We have had the same kind of thing happen to us. I drive her places, and I am in pretty geat shape. And I always tell whoever challenges us that I really appreciate their concern, as the issue is a real obssession for me. Then I show them how to break a round toothpick so that it fits perfectly into a tire stem in order to deflate a tire.

Just last week, I watched a guy jog the few yards from his car and into our local grocer. I followed him in and asked him just why he thought he needed that space. He pointed at his knee and said he had a torn Meniscus. I told him he was a lying mofo. Then I went out into the parking lot and deflated his tire with the toothpick trick.

Screw him.

But I love your story about Jennifer. And may The Spirits bless your friend and her daughter.

[formerlurker]

(I forgot to add the fact that he had a Bush sticker on his bumper).

What?  no nazi uniform too?


Why do I get the feel that it is Tom here who is the one parking in handicap spaces? 

[BlueStateSaint]

What?  no nazi uniform too?


Why do I get the feel that it is Tom here who is the one parking in handicap spaces? 

Wouldn't a mental handicap qualify him for said spot?

[jtyangel]

What a self-righteous blowhard. While I'm not to keen on people who take up handicap spots when they aren't, confronting someone about it when you have no idea the circumstances of the situation is absurd. I had some self-righteous old toad do this to me once. I pulled into one of those spots and you know why? Someone who parked htere previously left a mess of pop in the bottom of their cart(forgot it), I spotted it,  and I told my mother who was with me to run it back into the store and tell them where it was left at, but all the old toad saw was someone 'parking' in the handicap spot. It just doesn't pay to make assumptions!

As a side note, and while I have never asked for a placard, nor parked in a spot when in this condition, there are lots of people who get temporary injuries associated with working out and it is indeed painful to just walk. I hurt my hip flexor a few weeks back and it still aches at times, but when it first happened, I had a really hard time walking wihtout a limp--it hurt everytime my leg extended back when walking. Just because someone's gait didn't meet TiT's approval, doesn't mean it wasn't so.

Now, let's get to the heart of the matter. First of all, all this surprises TiT when he lives in a world full of liberals in Tiburon? Why, they believe they are entitled to everything, probably handicap spots too so the attitude he is surrounded by should not surprise him. Also, if TiT were to be judged in the same self-righteous manner he judges others on his pet peeves, the inconvenience created in his drunken life would be legendary. You would think someone so flawed could see the same shortcomings in other people---apparently not.

[DixieBelle]

Yet more desperate lies.

[franksolich]

Yet more desperate lies.

Oh now, let's don't be too harsh.

The lying titty primitive's lies used to be despicable.

But any more, they're simply hilarious.

Sort of like the dwarf jester entertaining the court.

If one knows anything about medieval and renaissance-era court jesters, the comparison with the lying titty primitive is even more apt, too.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Oh now, let's don't be too harsh.

The lying titty primitive's lies used to be despicable.

But any more, they're simply hilarious.

Sort of like the dwarf jester entertaining the court.

If one knows anything about medieval and renaissance-era court jesters, the comparison with the lying titty primitive is even more apt, too.

Yeah! I agree Frank this story is not one of his better ones.....boring even!

[jinxmchue]

TomInTib

4. This is a particular passion of mine.

Making up phony stories?  Yes, it seem to be.
   

I always confront people with no tag or obvious handicap when I catch them in a Handicapped space.

Sure you do, bubba.

I have been in a few memorable fights with those ass-hats (I actually enjoy a good fight, every once in a while).

Mm-hmm.

But the best one was during the Clinton-Bush race. I used to ride around with a friend of mine who was a letter-carrier for the Post Office.

I believe that is against federal law, moron.

We would stay high all day and go around while he delivered the mail.

And I know that is illegal.  Of course, it's not even true (can you say drug tests for postal employees, dumbass?).

We caught this guy at Carillon Shopping Center in west Houston. He whipped into a space and ran up the stairs to a jewelry store. My friend pulled his van right behind the guy's car and turned off the engine.

Yep.  He decided to simply not do his job in order to harass some guy.  Yep.

The guy comes down the stairs and tells us to move (I forgot to add the fact that he had a Bush sticker on his bumper).

OH, OF ****ING COURSE!!!!  It wouldn't be a TiT tale if it didn't involve a Repuke.

I asked him why he had parked there, since he suffered from no physical handicap that I had noticed.
He said because he was in a hurry. I told him that he shouldn't be in a hurry and that we were going to teach him a lesson in patience. I told him we would only keep him for a while, like maybe a half-hour.

And your friend didn't complete his mail delivery route until 9 p.m., right?

Well, he got all worked up and, when it became obvious that we really meant it, ran back into the jewelry store and called the cops.

Why didn't you call the cops with your super-duper-secret ultra-high-tech military-use-only cell phone, TiT?

A cop showed up in a few minutes and my friend and I explained that we were both combat vets and had friends who relied on those spaces. The guy hollered, "It's not my fault your dumbass friends were stupid enough to go into the military and get in the way of a bullet".

I bet he did.

WHAM!!!

Wake me up before you go-go!

That cop slammed the guy, face first, right into the trunk lid of the guy's own car. Cuffed him and stuffed him and told him he was going to jail.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  Bullshit!  For what reason?  Imaginary cops don't arrest imaginary people who say imaginary stupid things.  If any of this were true, the cop would probably have been fired for police brutality and false arrest.

Told the asshat that his own brother had lost both legs in Desert Storm. Said he was going to have his car towed to Pasadena and that he was going to go to jail for a couple of days. Shakes our hands and told us that he could hold the guy for 72 hours without charges being filed.

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

And, of course, the cop didn't notice the strong smell of pot coming from TiT and his gay lover... er... "letter-carrier friend."

I just love stuff like that.

Yes, you love making up stories with so many holes, they could be classified as Swiss cheese.

Tom

aka liar.

[franksolich]

Oh but jinx, sir, you omitted to see yet another big hole in the lying titty primitive's story.

The lying titty primitive says the handicapped parking spot was at a shopping mall.

One assumes the shopping mall was private property.

Cops don't enforce parking laws on private property; only on city streets and city-owned parking facilities.

Cops don't even investigate fender-benders or head-on collisions on private property; only on city, state, and federal streets, roads, and highways.

That is, unless the law is different in Texas, than anywhere else I've lived.

[Rebel Yell]

That cop slammed the guy, face first, right into the trunk lid of the guy's own car. Cuffed him and stuffed him and told him he was going to jail. Told the asshat that his own brother had lost both legs in Desert Storm. Said he was going to have his car towed to Pasadena and that he was going to go to jail for a couple of days. Shakes our hands and told us that he could hold the guy for 72 hours without charges being filed.

What, was he Roscoe P. Coltraine?

[Rebel]

Things like this make it SOOO easy to question the sanity of the DUmbasses. In what acid-laced world is this even believable?

[GOBUCKS]

Notice that TiTtyboy has been posting these tall tales pandering to DUmp moonbats since his story about stealing $35 worth of gasoline from some lady's credit card.

Even moonbats found that to be disgraceful and said so.

Ever since, TiT has been putting up these silly stories begging for approval from the other DUmmies.

In this case, they admired him so much, he added a second lie:

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-20-08 06:21 PM

I have a friend who has pretty advanced macular degeneration and parking lots are nightmares for her. We have had the same kind of thing happen to us. I drive her places, and I am in pretty geat shape. And I always tell whoever challenges us that I really appreciate their concern, as the issue is a real obssession for me. Then I show them how to break a round toothpick so that it fits perfectly into a tire stem in order to deflate a tire.

Just last week, I watched a guy jog the few yards from his car and into our local grocer. I followed him in and asked him just why he thought he needed that space. He pointed at his knee and said he had a torn Meniscus. I told him he was a lying mofo. Then I went out into the parking lot and deflated his tire with the toothpick trick.

Screw him.

I am frequently struck by thoughts that TiTtyboy is in fact a troll of some kind. His stories are fantastical creations, but he manages to hit a certain note of dementia that is appealing to DUmmies.

Most trolls at the DUmp are decent folks in disguise, while TiT in real life is clearly a despicable person. But it is hard to discount the possiblity that he's playing with the DUmmies for amusement.

Their belief in TiT's stories and their admiration for him make them look so comical and foolish, you have to at least consider a theory that he's doing it on purpose.

[tuolumnejim]

Oh but jinx, sir, you omitted to see yet another big hole in the lying titty primitive's story.

The lying titty primitive says the handicapped parking spot was at a shopping mall.

One assumes the shopping mall was private property.

Cops don't enforce parking laws on private property; only on city streets and city-owned parking facilities.

Cops don't even investigate fender-benders or head-on collisions on private property; only on city, state, and federal streets, roads, and highways.

That is, unless the law is different in Texas, than anywhere else I've lived.

They do here in "The Peoples Republic of New Californistan".

[PatriotGame]

So, We would stay high all day and go around while he delivered the mail.

I-WANT-TO-BELIEVE BUT.....

[Bondai]

Titty boy is a spineless nutless fool. He talks tough but doesn't have enough balls to come to CU and chat with us. He is no seal but he is a coward and a whining candyass. :mental:and the DUmmies lap it up like MD 20/20......

[Chris_]

notalemming (154 posts)      Mon Oct-20-08 05:44 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. I wish I had such a marvelous imagination. I'd be writing murder mysteries
 and cashing royalty checks!
 

lawl

[Airwolf]

I doubt that anyone no matter the circumstances would be going to jail over a simple traffic ticket for parking in a handicap zone. Unless the person had attempted to attack the cops there is no need to jam up the system with that kind of crap. In Nebraska it's a $100 ticket and in Omaha Its close to impossible sometime to get them to show up in time to catch the offender. I know because I have had to call the cops to come to my employers place of business and most times they just didn't show up and if they did it was to late.

I agree with the other person here about why didn't the fat assed bitch call the cops himself? and if you block somebody in like he is talking about, that could be a charge of holding someone against thier will which would go lovely on TiTs already thick prison record. These lies are getting worse by the minute and not even close to entertaining anymore.

[jinxmchue]

So how many felonies and other assorted illegal activities has TiT ever fabrica... er... admitted to on the DUmp?  Anyone keeping count?