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Offline Chris_

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Man Arrested After Hiding Stolen Frozen Shrimp in Pants
« on: October 20, 2008, 12:05:57 PM »
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Man Arrested After Hiding Stolen Frozen Shrimp in Pants

BRADENTON, Fla. —  A Bradenton man tried to steal several bags of frozen shrimp from a supermarket by hiding them down his pants, authorities said.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office reports that an off-duty detective was shopping at a Sweetbay supermarket Sunday when he noticed what appeared to be a man with groceries stuffed in his pants.

The detective approached Joseph Young, 32, and ordered him to stop. Young then removed several bags of shrimp from his pants and promised to put them back, authorities said.

When Young fled for the store's exit, the detective tackled and restrained him until patrol deputies arrived.

Young was charged with shoplifting, battery on an officer and resisting arrest. He was being held on $2,600 bail.

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Let the shrimp puns begin.....

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Re: Man Arrested After Hiding Stolen Frozen Shrimp in Pants
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2008, 12:11:19 PM »

the man that saw no immediate conflict with thinking "shrimp" and "in my pants" at the same time . . .



no wonder he looks angry and frustrated.  oh, here is his girlfriend:

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Re: Man Arrested After Hiding Stolen Frozen Shrimp in Pants
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2008, 12:12:54 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on October 20, 2008, 12:11:19 PM
the man that saw no immediate conflict with thinking "shrimp" and "in my pants" at the same time . . .

 :rotf: :rotf:


Plus frozen shrimp wouldn't that add in the shrinkage factor???
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Re: Man Arrested After Hiding Stolen Frozen Shrimp in Pants
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2008, 12:14:02 PM »
They found one shrimp that was not frozen.
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Re: Man Arrested After Hiding Stolen Frozen Shrimp in Pants
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2008, 12:18:58 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on October 20, 2008, 12:12:54 PM
:rotf: :rotf:


Plus frozen shrimp wouldn't that add in the shrinkage factor???

you have to assume that if he was willing to put shrimp in his pants, that it was already a lost cause :-)
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Re: Man Arrested After Hiding Stolen Frozen Shrimp in Pants
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2008, 12:21:07 PM »
His poor family, the shame of it. How shellfish he was to do something like this.

Do you suppose he had a dinner date with the lobsters down the pants guy?
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Re: Man Arrested After Hiding Stolen Frozen Shrimp in Pants
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2008, 05:38:24 PM »
Don't ask for the cocktail sauce.
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Re: Man Arrested After Hiding Stolen Frozen Shrimp in Pants
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2008, 10:28:18 PM »
Quote from: bijou on October 20, 2008, 12:21:07 PM
His poor family, the shame of it. How shellfish he was to do something like this.

Do you suppose he had a dinner date with the lobsters down the pants guy?
I think he was just a prawn in a much bigger game.   :-)

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Re: Man Arrested After Hiding Stolen Frozen Shrimp in Pants
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2008, 06:02:07 AM »
But he offered to put them back, so what's the problem? :puke:
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