Hey, I'm not just any Happy Birthday thread bitch....I'm the Happy Birthday thread bitch WIFE to Red October. So KMLWA.

And maybe if a certain someone filled in a certain part of their profile information so that a certain date showed up on a certain calender as a certain person's birthday, some other certain people would have been reminded that it was a certain crotchety old geezers ****in' birthday.
Just sayin'.
Oh, and happy birthday.
