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Offline Chris_

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I'm ricch!!! Wealthy!!!! Comfortably well off!!!!
« on: October 11, 2008, 01:48:26 PM »
My ship finally came in!

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PLEASE CONTACT MY LAWYER THANK YOU

Dear Friend,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. You may not understand why this mail came to you. But if you do not remember me, you might have received an email from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded.I am using this opportunity to inform you that this multi-million-dollar business has been concluded with another person who financed it to a logical conclusion.

I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer offund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you.

But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of the security company to my new partner's account in London that was  capable of assisting me in this great venture.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed during the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $600,000.00. I have left an international certified bank draft for you worth about $600,000.00 cashable anywhere in the world.

My dear friend I will like you to contact my lawyer Barr. Cleve Cole  for the collection of this international certified bank draft have authorized to release the international certified bank draft to you as soon as you contact him regarding this issue. the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which myself my new partner are having at hand.

Please I will like you to accept comply with Barr Cleve Cole so that he will send the draft to you without any delay.

CONTACT: Barrister Cleve Cole
ADDRESS: 15 Millmark
Groove SE14 6RL,
London United Kingdom
EMAIL:clleve_cole@hotmail.com

Can you all help me by contacting cleve cole and telling him I might be out of town but that you can help with this "problem?"  In the meantime, I am open to 419 fun ideas.  Extra H5s for creativity.  I am in for pretty much anything, including telling the scammer I am a female (my RL name can be interpreted thusly).

Let's do it to it! :)
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Re: I'm ricch!!! Wealthy!!!! Comfortably well off!!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2008, 02:00:28 PM »
My letter  back(I am SOOOO in)
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Mr Moore:

This is good news indeed!

I was hoping my good credit and standing with all the agenciees would result in someone trusting me with significant credit, but with the bad economy and the DJUI being so bad I figured it would never happen.

I look forward to hearing from your Barrister (here in the US we just call them "lawyers").  For safety's sake (you know how the internets are), can your lawyer send the documents to:

Fred Deimb
xcxc zzzz Vista Ln #yyy
Richmond, VA uuuuu
USA

I assure you this is my very RL address. Please do not share it with anyone as I value my privacy.

I am excited about this opportunity.  I know I have said "please" already, but I again ask "please" do not be one of these scam artists.  I checked your name on the scam lists but nothing came up, so I think this time it is true!!

Thanks

Fred
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Re: I'm ricch!!! Wealthy!!!! Comfortably well off!!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2008, 02:36:37 PM »
Well.....since you're rich now.........perhaps you might be interested in a shiny new bridge I just happened to have for sale.....I'll cut you a smokin' deal.
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2008, 02:40:18 PM »
hey, now that you are independently wealthy, wanna go sharesies in an emu ranch with me? its the latest thing!  Feathers, meat, eggs, pets..everyone wants an emu.  Oh and don't worry about that little coyote problem out here, they hate emu and won't bother them at all....its a win/win and its only because we have become close personal friends here online that I am willing to cut you in..so shhhhhhh don't tell anyone else, I don't want some of the others to get jealous, you know how petty the "poor" can be...
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2008, 02:53:50 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on October 11, 2008, 02:40:18 PM
hey, now that you are independently wealthy, wanna go sharesies in an emu ranch with me? its the latest thing!  Feathers, meat, eggs, pets..everyone wants an emu.  Oh and don't worry about that little coyote problem out here, they hate emu and won't bother them at all....its a win/win and its only because we have become close personal friends here online that I am willing to cut you in..so shhhhhhh don't tell anyone else, I don't want some of the others to get jealous, you know how petty the "poor" can be...

MMMmm.. Emu roast

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Re: I'm ricch!!! Wealthy!!!! Comfortably well off!!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2008, 05:29:39 PM »
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$600,000 ?????? Why you cheap rich bastard. After all my hard work on your behalf that's all you think It was worth? I hope you choke on your new found riches at the expense of the working class.

....but anyway, my address is.

I. A. Idiot
316 Slum Lane
Democrat City, Ca. 97666

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Re: I'm ricch!!! Wealthy!!!! Comfortably well off!!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2008, 05:33:20 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 11, 2008, 05:29:39 PM
[DUmmie/mode/on]

$600,000 ?????? Why you cheap rich bastard. After all my hard work on your behalf that's all you think It was worth? I hope you choke on your new found riches at the expense of the working class.

....but anyway, my address is.

I. A. Idiot
316 Slum Lane
Democrat City, Ca. 97666

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You know, there are rules against posting RL information about the DUmmies and posting Husb2Sparky's address might get you in trouble....

Just sayin'.

;)
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