He's funny.
Yes, he is.
The sparkling husband primitive was to have been my first exhaustive look into the mind of a primitive, using the Freudian techniques from college textbooks, but I got pulled into Depths I didn't want to descend, and so called it off.
In reality, the sparkling husband primitive is one really sick ****, a
drek primitive like the skumbag primitive (the "IanDB1" primitive) and the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher (the 'Proud2BLib" primitive).
But I didn't want to go there, and so kept the sparkling husband primitive as a bottom-of-the-barrel primitive, alongside the subway cat, the Bostonian Drunkard, the lonestarnut primitive, the burdened primitive, the lying titty primitive, &c., &c., &c.
Bottom-of-the-barrel primitives are one tier above the
drek primitives; like the
drek primitives, bottom-of-the-barrel primitives have no useful function in humanity and are generally a waste of skin and oxygen.....excepting unlike the
drek primitives, bottom-of-the-barrel primitives at least provide decent and civilized people with some laughs.
