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An "I'm not even trying anymore" Bouncy from the Tavern Primitive.
« on: October 09, 2008, 02:46:17 PM »
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-09-08 02:39 PM
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"If Obama becomes President, we white women are really going to have to worry for our lives"

Stupid blonde co-worker.

Republican, blonde, 34 year old married to a 60 year old CEO (not of our company)

She's all for Mccain/Palin - mainly because they're "Christians" and Obama is a "Muslim" (even though I've asked her several times to prove Obama is a Muslim, she can't)

But now, in talking with her - I find out the real reason she doesn't want to vote for Obama - and you guessed it, RACISM.

"If Obama becomes President, we white women are really going to have to worry for our lives"

Huh?

WTF is that shit?

I just walked away from her, shaking my head....


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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-09-08 02:44 PM
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2. I wouldn't be surprised if she couldn't tell any black people apart
 Hell, she's dumb enough to mistake Halle Berry for Neil DeGrasse Tyson


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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-09-08 03:19 PM
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23. I don't quite understand it either
 Especially since if we're talking Senator-on-White-Woman Violence - McCain is clearly the offender there. He's hit more white women than Obama has talked to.





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Re: An "I'm not even trying anymore" Bouncy from the Tavern Primitive.
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2008, 02:47:35 PM »
« Last Edit: October 09, 2008, 02:50:31 PM by blitzkrieg_17 »
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Re: An "I'm not even trying anymore" Bouncy from the Tavern Primitive.
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2008, 02:49:14 PM »
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She's all for Mccain/Palin - mainly because they're "Christians" and Obama is a "Muslim" (even though I've asked her several times to prove Obama is a Muslim, she can't)

If I were her I'd simply ask YOU to prove he is a Christian. Could you do that?
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Re: An "I'm not even trying anymore" Bouncy from the Tavern Primitive.
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2008, 10:21:36 PM »
Oh please, NO ONE is going to say "I'm not voting for the Messiah because he's black". Even if they thought that way we're so politically correct that they probably have to whisper such sentiments at Klan rallies these days. My guess is that the conversation went something like:

DUmmie: Hey who're you voting for? You should vote for Obama because we really need change.

Normal Person: I don't really think it's a good idea to discuss politics at work with people I hardly know.

DUmmie: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER RIGHT WING NUTJOB VOTING FOR MCCAIN! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO ARE DESTROYING MY COUNTRY!!!!!

Normal Person: Uh, excuse me, I need to get back to my office....please don't every talk to me again.

DUmmie: FASCIST!!!! SO YOU'RE AGAINST FREE SPEECH TOO!!!

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Re: An "I'm not even trying anymore" Bouncy from the Tavern Primitive.
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2008, 10:40:26 PM »
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Stupid blonde co-worker.

This term is always a dead giveaway that you're reading a bouncy tale. To have a coworker, you need a job.

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Re: An "I'm not even trying anymore" Bouncy from the Tavern Primitive.
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2008, 10:44:35 PM »
Taverner probably walks away from most women shaking his head, wondering why his Chimp-olini-Bush-McHitler lines don't work.
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Re: An "I'm not even trying anymore" Bouncy from the Tavern Primitive.
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2008, 11:12:56 PM »
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