I had a funny one today.
I had my cell phone shut off.
My wife let me sleep in because I felt like poop last night and needed the rest.
I slept in late and was out in the garage and ignoring the phone. It was an early release day today so I got a shower and went over to grab the mancub. Enroute I turn on my cell phone and there are a buncha missed calls from my wife and a voice mail.
I kind of disregard them thinking that she was just trying to remind me it was an early release day and to grab the kid at 1:20. Which I did and then the two of us went to the Man Parlour to get our hair clipped. I'm sitting in the chair and my cell phone starts ringing. I answer it and my wife is all. OMG ARE YOU OKAY!!!! WHERE'S ROB I"M AT THE SCHOOL!!!!1111111
I tell her that I got him just fine and that we are at the barbers and do you want to swing by and WTF have you lost your mind and why aren't you at WORK?! (kay... I THOUGHT the last part but didn't say it.)

She comes in and gives me a big hug and she's got tears in her eyes and she whispers, I thought you were
dead! You
never go half a day without answering the phone and I freaked out. She went to get the mancub because she didn't want him stranded and didn't know if I was laying on the floor or out of town or WHAT.
I thanked her for the rosy knowledge that if I ever drop dead on the toilet at least they will find the body in a timely fasion and tried to think of a polite way to ask her if she was losing her sanity.
What the heck?
So now I have to answer the cell phone in a timely manner or the CSI Squad and a meat wagon will be ringing the bell? Lol!!!