Groupiemagnets.......nawh, sounds to much like Groupiemaggots.
VIAGRASQUAD.......nope, to limp sounding.
The Grey Express........No, the lisping crowd might misspronounce it.
Farts & Matches.........at least you won't stink up the room.
...oh I don't know. But I think you'll be a hit if you get yourselves an all young girl backup group. Put them in Camo thong bikini's and call them the TANKETTES.