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Basement Bathroom Primitive squeezes out lame attempt at assasination humor...
« on: October 03, 2008, 11:56:13 AM »
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Pssst. Johnny .........? ....... C'mere a sec. We gotta talk.
Johnny, see, here's the thing. I hope you lose and lose bad. But man, I don't want any physical harm to befall your sorry old ass. Really. I don't.

So listen to me, man.

Hire a private body guard.

And a taster. Really. Hire a ****ing guy to taste shit for you and Cindy. And don't eat until 30 minutes after he swallows.

Minnie the Moose is in a whole other league than you're used to, Johnny. She'd be just as ****ing happy if that melanoma did the job for her ..... but she wants that job done. You know what I mean, right?

Watch out for guys who look like Jeff Jeff Gillooly. In fact, look, into Todd's background. See if he and Gillooly have had any contact ...... I'm just sayin' ..........

Oh .... an' yer an ex pilot ..... preflight the ****ing jet **yourself**.

'K?


I would tell him not to quit his day job if that wasn't a moot point...
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Re: Basement Bathroom Primitive squeezes out lame attempt at assasination humor...
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 12:04:22 PM »
Okay, kids, first thing we do when McCain and Palin set up the camps is force feed the DUmp monkeys psychotropic meds.
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Re: Basement Bathroom Primitive squeezes out lame attempt at assasination humor...
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 12:10:21 PM »
I prefer giving the meds via rifle dart from the camp guard tower.  Not that I am fearful being among the DUmmies.  I just think it more emotionally satisfying than force feeding pills.
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Re: Basement Bathroom Primitive squeezes out lame attempt at assasination humor...
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 12:13:06 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 03, 2008, 12:10:21 PM
I prefer giving the meds via rifle dart from the camp guard tower.  Not that I am fearful being among the DUmmies.  I just think it more emotionally satisfying than force feeding pills.

As long as you can put that dart inside a 150-grain Ballistic Silvertip fired out of a .30-06, I'm on board.
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Re: Basement Bathroom Primitive squeezes out lame attempt at assasination humor...
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 12:17:47 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 03, 2008, 12:13:06 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 03, 2008, 12:10:21 PM
I prefer giving the meds via rifle dart from the camp guard tower.  Not that I am fearful being among the DUmmies.  I just think it more emotionally satisfying than force feeding pills.

As long as you can put that dart inside a 150-grain Ballistic Silvertip fired out of a .30-06, I'm on board.

Two in the X-Ring, one in that empty little head of theirs.  Just to make sure they get the full dosage.
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Re: Basement Bathroom Primitive squeezes out lame attempt at assasination humor...
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 12:41:04 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 03, 2008, 12:17:47 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 03, 2008, 12:13:06 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on October 03, 2008, 12:10:21 PM
I prefer giving the meds via rifle dart from the camp guard tower.  Not that I am fearful being among the DUmmies.  I just think it more emotionally satisfying than force feeding pills.

As long as you can put that dart inside a 150-grain Ballistic Silvertip fired out of a .30-06, I'm on board.

Two in the X-Ring, one in that empty little head of theirs.  Just to make sure they get the full dosage.

I'm thinking that, because their heads are empty, there's nothing to be "impacted" within them.  It's a waste of ammo to be shooting three times.  Plus, a Ballistic Silvertip is pretty violent.  One would do.  If the shooter missed a hair, the resulting agony inflicted would be worth it.
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Re: Basement Bathroom Primitive squeezes out lame attempt at assasination humor...
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 01:12:25 PM »
I'm just glad to see that the Basement Retard quit dropping the "G's" from all of his posts.  He fancies himself some sort of edgy comedic genius...but he ends up being an annoying ass.
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Re: Basement Bathroom Primitive squeezes out lame attempt at assasination humor...
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2008, 01:22:14 PM »
Quote from: whiteguyPI on October 03, 2008, 01:12:25 PM
I'm just glad to see that the Basement Retard quit dropping the "G's" from all of his posts.  He fancies himself some sort of edgy comedic genius...but he ends up being an annoying ass.

Life is hard on the people forced to poop with cats. :(
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Re: Basement Bathroom Primitive squeezes out lame attempt at assasination humor...
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2008, 01:51:53 PM »
Obviously someone needs to clean the cat box...the fumes are getting to him more than usual.

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Re: Basement Bathroom Primitive squeezes out lame attempt at assasination humor.
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2008, 02:00:08 PM »
Appears that this DUmpmonkey has caught some type of brain eating disease from the cat feces.
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