Joe Biden’s his own worst enemy
By Howie Carr | Friday, October 3, 2008 |
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Joe Biden was doing OK for a while last night . . . until he turned into Joe Biden. About 9:45 last night, Champ’s carriage turned into a pumpkin.
Joe Biden is a man of the people. Why, he does the same things just like you and I do. How do we know this? Because Joe Biden told us last night.
“I was recently at my local gas station.â€
Recently? Is that how you describe your visits to the “local†gas station. Hey, Joe, did you notice on your most recent visit - they don’t sell leaded gasoline anymore.
You want more proof that Joe Biden is Joe Six-Pack?
“Walk into Home Depot with me where I spend a lot of time.â€
To paraphrase Ronald Reagan, if a man will lie to you about hanging out at Home Depot, he’ll lie to you about other things as well.
Home Depot? What was Sen. Biden picking up, chlorine for the pool? It surely wasn’t a hammer, or work gloves. When did the Home Depot start selling arugula?
Actually, I was hoping for more gaffes in St. Louis from Champ, which is his childhood nickname, don’t you know. Champ gives him the common touch. Guys named Champ hang out at Home Depot.
He’s from Scranton, in case you forgot. He’s from “a neighborhood just like you grew up in.†You know, the kind with local gas stations.
They obviously had the muzzle on Palin last night. I wish she’d have corrected him on things like the economic “fundamentals†(Barack says the same things), or hit on Barack’s massive contributions from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
Let’s just say, the undercard on Fox - Bill O’Reilly vs. Barney Frank - had more fireworks in five minutes than they had in 90.
But God, what a pompous windbag Joe Biden is. The man is a hack’s hack. He tried to restrain himself, but as the debate wore on, despite the endless fake smiles, the real Joe Biden began to leak out, the Joe Biden who refers to himself in the third person, as in, “No one has been a better friend to Israel than Joe Biden.â€
After 36 years in the Senate, he’s against domestic abuse. Wow, he took on that powerful special interest, Big Wifebeating.
Oddly, the only one of his numerous recent gaffes to get mentioned was brought up by Obama hagiographer Gwen Ifill, who drew blood with his comment about “clean coal.â€
To which he responded:
“‘A comment made on a rope line was taken out of context.’
Oh yes, the old taken-out-of-context excuse. He ain’t Shoeless Joe, he’s Alibi Ike.
As it went on, he just turned into the Joe Biden we all know and laugh at.
Joe Biden says “20 million of you†are going to be taxed. Because people like him, as opposed to people like “you,†don’t have to worry about health insurance, just like they don’t have to worry about being attacked for averaging $369 a year in charitable contributions over the last decade on an income of between $210,000 and $321,000.
I know, the mainstream media will say he won. So what else is new? See you around the gas station, Champ.
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