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Hungry, but don't know what to cook?
« on: October 02, 2008, 12:36:05 PM »


On the ball: Introducing the world's first testicle cookbook
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 7:48 PM on 01st October 2008


With the credit crunch kicking in, shoppers will be relieved to hear a cost-effective alternative to steak is now available for creating classic meat dishes.

The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls has been hailed as the world's first testicle recipe collection and includes testicle pizza, battered testicles and barbecued testicles with giblets.

And if counting the pennies isn't enough of a reason to indulge in the delicacy, testicles are also renowned  for their libido-boosting properties.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1066230/On-ball-Introducing-worlds-testicle-cookbook.html
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Re: Hungry, but don't know what to cook?
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 12:39:42 PM »
OMG!

That's just Nuts!!!! ;)




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Re: Hungry, but don't know what to cook?
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 12:43:44 PM »
It took BIG BRASS ONES to publish a book like that!  :thatsright:
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Re: Hungry, but don't know what to cook?
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 12:50:32 PM »
It would go very well with some ....








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Re: Hungry, but don't know what to cook?
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 01:01:55 PM »
It would go very well with some ....







You know, they have Anti-biotics for that now...
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Re: Hungry, but don't know what to cook?
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 01:08:52 PM »
My balls are battered enough, thankyouverymuch.

I'm not big on organ meats.  Double that for reproductive organ meats.
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Re: Hungry, but don't know what to cook?
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 02:10:16 PM »
I just want to know how many guys cringed, squeezed their legs together, had their hearts skip a couple of beats and had tears come to there eyes as they read the first post....... :lmao:
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Re: Hungry, but don't know what to cook?
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 10:16:05 PM »
I was warned ahead of time.  I saw this article on another site a couple days ago.
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Re: Hungry, but don't know what to cook?
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2008, 08:45:39 AM »
Hey!  Hillary's favorite cookbook!