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Offline Schadenfreude

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If ads were penises
« on: October 01, 2008, 05:06:40 PM »
Well you know, this one would be considered very flaccid.

C'mon John, dispense with the faggy nuance nonsense. I watched this ad and it is like wha? who?..... Tell us why McCain and Palin are great dammit!!!!

The ad is called 'Week', which seems to be an understatement.

[youtube=425,350]bsSo7sC9M2s[/youtube]
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2008, 05:12:49 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2008, 05:06:40 PM
Well you know, this one would be considered very flaccid.

C'mon John, dispense with the faggy nuance nonsense. I watched this ad and it is like wha? who?..... Tell us why McCain and Palin are great dammit!!!!

The ad is called 'Week', which seems to be an understatement.

[youtube=425,350]bsSo7sC9M2s[/youtube]
Yes....some electronic viagra is definitly in order! :-)
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2008, 05:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 01, 2008, 05:12:49 PM
Yes....some electronic viagra is definitly in order! :-)

I have to say, it is uninspiring. Too much happy horseshit nonsense about getting along. It's WAR.  :-)
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2008, 05:37:50 PM »
It's called the soft sell.You may not realize it but the method is used by and used on you on almost a daily basis. Why ? because it works.
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2008, 05:38:12 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2008, 05:25:20 PM
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 01, 2008, 05:12:49 PM
Yes....some electronic viagra is definitly in order! :-)

I have to say, it is uninspiring. Too much happy horseshit nonsense about getting along. It's WAR.  :-)
Yes I agree...Win the ******* election first then worry about this touchy ,feely,can't we all just get along shit!
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2008, 07:36:05 PM »
Quote from: Zeus on October 01, 2008, 05:37:50 PM
It's called the soft sell.You may not realize it but the method is used by and used on you on almost a daily basis. Why ? because it works.

I hear what you're saying Zeus. But if we're going down, I want to go down fighting. Take off the gloves!  :hammer: :-)

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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2008, 08:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2008, 07:36:05 PM
Quote from: Zeus on October 01, 2008, 05:37:50 PM
It's called the soft sell.You may not realize it but the method is used by and used on you on almost a daily basis. Why ? because it works.

I hear what you're saying Zeus. But if we're going down, I want to go down fighting. Take off the gloves!  :hammer: :-)





Let him be the "good cop", it will matter.  PLenty of surrogates to do the re-educating and more than enough time.  Note Gallop today, lead down from 8 to 4 in a couple day's time.  Its because of his commitment to the Congress and thats key to the leadership thing.

This is good.  Leave the vitriol to the messiah.
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?

One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.

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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2008, 09:47:33 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2008, 07:36:05 PM
Quote from: Zeus on October 01, 2008, 05:37:50 PM
It's called the soft sell.You may not realize it but the method is used by and used on you on almost a daily basis. Why ? because it works.

I hear what you're saying Zeus. But if we're going down, I want to go down fighting. Take off the gloves!  :hammer: :-)



It's an ad geared toward a different demographic. Almost subliminal in it's delivery. Doesn't name names or proffess to deliver anyone to salvation. Basically an adult giving an adult message to adults.
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2008, 09:52:57 PM »
If penises were ads, mine would say "Home of the Whopper!"

Just sayin'
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2008, 09:53:55 PM »
^ROFL!
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2008, 11:55:08 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on October 01, 2008, 09:52:57 PM
If penises were ads, mine would say "Home of the Whopper!"

Just sayin'


but, to pursue the burger metaphor,  the sign out front would say "0 served*"  :-)


*but thousands annoyed

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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2008, 06:10:17 AM »
Where's the beef?
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2008, 07:05:55 AM »
Beef, it's what's for dinner.   :innocent:
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2008, 07:08:25 AM »
Quote from: Jim on October 01, 2008, 08:48:48 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 01, 2008, 07:36:05 PM
Quote from: Zeus on October 01, 2008, 05:37:50 PM
It's called the soft sell.You may not realize it but the method is used by and used on you on almost a daily basis. Why ? because it works.

I hear what you're saying Zeus. But if we're going down, I want to go down fighting. Take off the gloves!  :hammer: :-)





Let him be the "good cop", it will matter.  PLenty of surrogates to do the re-educating and more than enough time.  Note Gallop today, lead down from 8 to 4 in a couple day's time.  Its because of his commitment to the Congress and thats key to the leadership thing.

This is good.  Leave the vitriol to the messiah.

Civility is always a good thing. I guess I was hoping to see a live disembowelment performed by "moose hunter" tonight.  :-)
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Re: If ads were penises
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2008, 08:31:00 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on October 01, 2008, 09:52:57 PM
If penises were ads, mine would say "Home of the Whopper!"

Just sayin'


Ah, more bun than burger, eh?
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