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Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« on: September 30, 2008, 03:14:14 PM »


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A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2008, 03:14:42 PM »
I am sure the punsters will milk this thread for all it is worth.
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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2008, 03:18:00 PM »
I am UDDERLY disgusted...  :cheersmate:
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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2008, 03:19:59 PM »
Cow pies anyone????    :-)
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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2008, 03:50:04 PM »
It will behoof all you pun junkies to refrain from stampeding in here to rustle up bad punnage.

Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on a good Lady In A Cow Suit thread, but the punning is a little hard to take and I just wanted my opinion to be herd before this thread took a bad steer.

Ya'll just ruminate on that advice for a bit. :-)
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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2008, 03:56:16 PM »
Holy Cow!!

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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2008, 03:57:34 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on September 30, 2008, 03:50:04 PM
It will behoof all you pun junkies to refrain from stampeding in here to rustle up bad punnage.

Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on a good Lady In A Cow Suit thread, but the punning is a little hard to take and I just wanted my opinion to be herd before this thread took a bad steer.

Ya'll just ruminate on that advice for a bit. :-)

Just moove along, OK?  Your humor barely grazed us.  Can you do so?  I know you cud...
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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2008, 04:04:37 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on September 30, 2008, 03:50:04 PM
It will behoof all you pun junkies to refrain from stampeding in here to rustle up bad punnage.

Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on a good Lady In A Cow Suit thread, but the punning is a little hard to take and I just wanted my opinion to be herd before this thread took a bad steer.

Ya'll just ruminate on that advice for a bit. :-)
Bad punnage? We have the cream of the crop here.  :tongue:
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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2008, 04:09:06 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 30, 2008, 04:04:37 PM
Quote from: asdf2231 on September 30, 2008, 03:50:04 PM
It will behoof all you pun junkies to refrain from stampeding in here to rustle up bad punnage.

Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on a good Lady In A Cow Suit thread, but the punning is a little hard to take and I just wanted my opinion to be herd before this thread took a bad steer.

Ya'll just ruminate on that advice for a bit. :-)
Bad punnage? We have the cream of the crop here.  :tongue:

Sorry Bijou, that pun just CURDLED my stomachs.
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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2008, 04:09:26 PM »
What a bunch of bul. Shouldn't that be Dis-udderly Conduct?

I think the attorney is milking the press coverage.
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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2008, 04:12:04 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on September 30, 2008, 04:09:26 PM

I think the attorney is milking the press coverage.
Yeah, he should hide himself in shame.
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Re: Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2008, 05:16:25 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on September 30, 2008, 03:50:04 PM
It will behoof all you pun junkies to refrain from stampeding in here to rustle up bad punnage.

Sorry, I didn't mean to horn in on a good Lady In A Cow Suit thread, but the punning is a little hard to take and I just wanted my opinion to be herd before this thread took a bad steer.

Ya'll just ruminate on that advice for a bit. :-)
5 yd penalty for excessive punnage in a single post.

Puns require a much more manure mind anyway.   :-)
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