DUmmy Plan For Bailout - The Goracle

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DUmmy TheGoldenRule displays that reliable DUmmy gift of taking a controversial subject and coming up with an idea that everyone can agree is insane:

TheGoldenRule  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-28-08 10:21 AM
Original message
My Idea: Let's give Al Gore 700 BILLION+ for Green Energy & Technology.
Think of what that money could do: Solar power, Wind Power, Electric cars, etc.
Think of it: Jobs, Energy, Prosperity, Peace.
I'm in, are you?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4110328
Algore is already making millions off his global warming scam, but this would be a step up. Since the repukes won't allow him to collect his deserved royalties from inventing the internet, we owe him this. And to top if off, he would give the world jobs, energy, prosperity, and peace. He could also redirect dangerous hurricanes away from land.

glinda (333 posts)      Sun Sep-28-08 10:23 AM
Response to Original message
1. Wonderful Idea

Uncle Joe  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-28-08 10:24 AM
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2. I would trust him to use it wisely more than any other individual.
 Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread, TheGoldenRule.

   

Lorien  (1000+ posts)      Sun Sep-28-08 10:26 AM
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4. Jobs, energy, prosperity, peace, SURVIVAL
with CO2 levels skyrocketing it's not "our grandchildren" who may be wiped out by climate change, it's US! You'd think that saving life on earth would be worth at least as much as saving Wall Street, but I guess not if it comes at the cost of making our fossil fuel overlords less powerful and wealthy.

DUmmies actually believe this tripe. For a small bit of proof, see Algore's million-dollar houseboat on Center Hill Lake in Tennessee.

It would be comical, except that DUmmies, through our public schools, are teaching this garbage to our children as fact. They cannot teach arithmetic or reading, but liberal mythology is a snap.

 

[miskie]

 

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[jukin]

I'm sure mega yacht manufacturers and mansion builders would do quite well.

[Chris_]

TheGoldenRule  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-28-08 10:21 AM
Original message
My Idea: Let's give Al Gore 700 BILLION+ for Green Energy & Technology.
Think of what that money could do: Solar power, Wind Power, Electric cars, etc.
Think of it: Jobs, Energy, Prosperity, Peace.
I'm in, are you?

I heard something very, very similar to this a couple of years ago. It went like this...
Let's elect enough Dems to get control of congress.
Think of what they could do.
Think of it: Jobs, Energy, Prosperity, Peace.

How'd that work out?

[lizard]

I have a friend who posts on an AOL members' group (Ham radio operators) and he has planted the rumor that the Goracle has been talking to McCain about being McCain's Energy Secretary.      The thread was already astronomical when he showed it to me a week or so ago when I was visiting him and his wife.  All I could do was laugh at the fervent meltdown.