Instant Obama Party! : Had a pleasant surprise at work yesterday...

[asdf2231]

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ailsagirl  (1000+ posts)       Sat Sep-27-08 07:38 PM
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Had a pleasant surprise at work yesterday...
 Advertisements [?]I live in a liberal region but my company (aside from a few people) never seemed politically inclined. Either that or I assumed they were repugs, since I never heard Obama's name even brought up. Yesterday in the break room, I said something about how ridiculous McPain's camp was acting (there were only a couple of people in the room, both I knew to be "safe"), and the two started chattering away and agreeing and suddenly more and more people came in and it seemed the room was filled with people who were all talking about how weird sarah and mcpain are and how cool Obama is and they'll be watching the debate and he's just got to win the election, etc. It was very gratifying to learn that there are people there who are "normal."

THATS RIGHT ladies and gentlemen!!

It's an Instant Obama Party! 

Just open the simple can of "Palin Sucks" and soon YOU TOO will be suddenly surrounded by people all overwhelmed by the coolness of Barack Obama!!!

Be a hit at your next dull office party.  Liven up a boring train ride.  Lonely in the bathroom? Well Instant Obama Party means you will never have to be away from the hive mind for a single minute! 
 

Each Instant Obama Party comes with 6 cans of "Palin Sucks" and if you act now we will include at NO CHARGE a giant bag of cheetos and three tubes of Lemon Flavored Obama Love Lube. YES! Now you can even get Obama involved in your "Intimate moments". 

BUT WAIT!!!!

Act in the next ten minutes and we will also include FREE a Joe Biden Instant Party Pack and a special George W. Bu$h Toilet Brush Holder!!!!!! 

Supplies are limited, so ACT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris_]

bounce

[FlaGator]

Instant Obama's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin' to do
It's up to you, yeah you

Instant Obama's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Ev'ryone come on

Instant Obama's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev'ryone you meet
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you're ev'rywhere
Come and get your share

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Come on and on and on on on
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
On and on and on on and on

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun

[Chris_]

But Mr. asdf...is shipping free for my Instant Obama Party?

I'm just a poor black child and have no change to spare. 

[asdf2231]

But Mr. asdf...is shipping free for my Instant Obama Party?

I'm just a poor black child and have no change to spare. 

Have NO fear!!

If you want Instant Obama Party and are ethnically or socially challenged by "The Man" then simply place your order and your Instant Obama Party will be shipped RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR and billed to a rich white person who has too much money anyway and SHOULD be helping your poor ass!

THATS the beauty of the Instant Obama Party!!  And it's JUST that simple!

It makes EVERYBODY feel good and it's paid for by OTHER people so you never have to worry what it's costing you!!!!! And as a bonus they are PROBABLY rich white Neocons, so you can enjoy your Instant Obama Party AND stick it to the fundies.

Don't delay... ORDER TODAY!

WARNING: Instant Obama Party may cause economic depression, a 3rd world war and may lead to blindness or stroke if gazed upon directly do to it's shiny Man God content. Do not consume alcohol before using Instant Obama Party as it may lead to unintentional unconscious racist outbursts. Instant Obama Party has been shown in clinical studies to lead to derision and "Ass Whuppin" if used south of the Mason Dixon line or away from the coasts, and select areas of the midwest. Do not taunt Instant Obama Party. Children under the age of 9 face permanent political retardation or stunted growth if exposed to Instant Obama Party.  May cause Socialism which can lead to unchecked Communism if not treated promptly. Instant Obama Party is not compatible with the color red in any form. Also do NOT mix Instant Obama Party with the now obsolete Instant Hillary Party or unintended Puma attack will probably occur.

BUY IT TODAY!!!!!!!!!11111111

[LC EFA]

Just open the simple can of "Palin Sucks" and soon YOU TOO will be suddenly surrounded by people all overwhelmed by the coolness of Barack Obama!!!

Does it come in a spray pack or  roll on and can I get a bulk discount family size pack ?

[franksolich]

This has got to rate as the funniest thread of 2008 here on conservativecave.

Damn, you're good, asdf!

[bijou]

H5 for a brilliant post (and I'll come back and H5 you for the follow up) 

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

One of the best DUmp threads ever, asdf.   

... hi5.

[NHSparky]

But Mr. asdf...is shipping free for my Instant Obama Party?

I'm just a poor black child and have no change to spare. 

Have NO fear!!

If you want Instant Obama Party and are ethnically or socially challenged by "The Man" then simply place your order and your Instant Obama Party will be shipped RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR and billed to a rich white person who has too much money anyway and SHOULD be helping your poor ass!

THATS the beauty of the Instant Obama Party!!  And it's JUST that simple!

It makes EVERYBODY feel good and it's paid for by OTHER people so you never have to worry what it's costing you!!!!! And as a bonus they are PROBABLY rich white Neocons, so you can enjoy your Instant Obama Party AND stick it to the fundies.

Don't delay... ORDER TODAY!

WARNING: Instant Obama Party may cause economic depression, a 3rd world war and may lead to blindness or stroke if gazed upon directly do to it's shiny Man God content. Do not consume alcohol before using Instant Obama Party as it may lead to unintentional unconscious racist outbursts. Instant Obama Party has been shown in clinical studies to lead to derision and "Ass Whuppin" if used south of the Mason Dixon line or away from the coasts, and select areas of the midwest. Do not taunt Instant Obama Party. Children under the age of 9 face permanent political retardation or stunted growth if exposed to Instant Obama Party.  May cause Socialism which can lead to unchecked Communism if not treated promptly. Instant Obama Party is not compatible with the color red in any form. Also do NOT mix Instant Obama Party with the now obsolete Instant Hillary Party or unintended Puma attack will probably occur.

BUY IT TODAY!!!!!!!!!11111111

I am so stealing that.

[asdf2231]

 

Thanks guys!

 

[franksolich]

Thanks guys!

 

When I said "the funniest thread here," I meant your comments, not the primitive dribble-drabble from the original bonfire.

You are a genius, sir.

[Traveshamockery]

This thread is exactly why I'm so glad I come here.  I am laughing so hard right now I can't breathe! 

 

[Chris_]

But Mr. asdf...is shipping free for my Instant Obama Party?

I'm just a poor black child and have no change to spare. 

Have NO fear!!

If you want Instant Obama Party and are ethnically or socially challenged by "The Man" then simply place your order and your Instant Obama Party will be shipped RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR and billed to a rich white person who has too much money anyway and SHOULD be helping your poor ass!

THATS the beauty of the Instant Obama Party!!  And it's JUST that simple!

It makes EVERYBODY feel good and it's paid for by OTHER people so you never have to worry what it's costing you!!!!! And as a bonus they are PROBABLY rich white Neocons, so you can enjoy your Instant Obama Party AND stick it to the fundies.

Don't delay... ORDER TODAY!

WARNING: Instant Obama Party may cause economic depression, a 3rd world war and may lead to blindness or stroke if gazed upon directly do to it's shiny Man God content. Do not consume alcohol before using Instant Obama Party as it may lead to unintentional unconscious racist outbursts. Instant Obama Party has been shown in clinical studies to lead to derision and "Ass Whuppin" if used south of the Mason Dixon line or away from the coasts, and select areas of the midwest. Do not taunt Instant Obama Party. Children under the age of 9 face permanent political retardation or stunted growth if exposed to Instant Obama Party.  May cause Socialism which can lead to unchecked Communism if not treated promptly. Instant Obama Party is not compatible with the color red in any form. Also do NOT mix Instant Obama Party with the now obsolete Instant Hillary Party or unintended Puma attack will probably occur.

BUY IT TODAY!!!!!!!!!11111111

Oh Bless your heart Mr. asdf!! I just hope I get my Instant Obama Party before eeeevil
Bu$hCo declares Marshall Law and and has me thrown into "Teh Camps".

Does it come with a money back guarantee???? 

[asdf2231]

[BlueStateSaint]

The picture of Billy Mays--The Most Annoying Pitchman On T.V.--is key.  H5!

[PatriotGame]

But Mr. asdf...is shipping free for my Instant Obama Party?

I'm just a poor black child and have no change to spare. 

I want to know if it comes with the 10lb bucket of Oxy-Obama that gets those nasty red, white, and blue stains out of my burkas.

[DumbAss Tanker]

An instant Obama party, and everybody's coming....especially everybody in the Press, and in their case the "Coming" part of that has more than one meaning....

 

[BlueStateSaint]

But Mr. asdf...is shipping free for my Instant Obama Party?

I'm just a poor black child and have no change to spare. 

I want to know if it comes with the 10lb bucket of Oxy-Obama that gets those nasty red, white, and blue stains out of my burkas.

H5!  "Oxy-Obama" is a great ingredient!

[Chris_]

But Mr. asdf...is shipping free for my Instant Obama Party?

I'm just a poor black child and have no change to spare. 

I want to know if it comes with the 10lb bucket of Oxy-Obama that gets those nasty red, white, and blue stains out of my burkas.

H5!  "Oxy-Obama" is a great ingredient!

Ruh Roh,  I just looked up Oxy-Obama....synonym for Oxy-Moron.   

[BamaMoose]

But Mr. asdf...is shipping free for my Instant Obama Party?

I'm just a poor black child and have no change to spare. 

Have NO fear!!

If you want Instant Obama Party and are ethnically or socially challenged by "The Man" then simply place your order and your Instant Obama Party will be shipped RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR and billed to a rich white person who has too much money anyway and SHOULD be helping your poor ass!

THATS the beauty of the Instant Obama Party!!  And it's JUST that simple!

It makes EVERYBODY feel good and it's paid for by OTHER people so you never have to worry what it's costing you!!!!! And as a bonus they are PROBABLY rich white Neocons, so you can enjoy your Instant Obama Party AND stick it to the fundies.

Don't delay... ORDER TODAY!

WARNING: Instant Obama Party may cause economic depression, a 3rd world war and may lead to blindness or stroke if gazed upon directly do to it's shiny Man God content. Do not consume alcohol before using Instant Obama Party as it may lead to unintentional unconscious racist outbursts. Instant Obama Party has been shown in clinical studies to lead to derision and "Ass Whuppin" if used south of the Mason Dixon line or away from the coasts, and select areas of the midwest. Do not taunt Instant Obama Party. Children under the age of 9 face permanent political retardation or stunted growth if exposed to Instant Obama Party.  May cause Socialism which can lead to unchecked Communism if not treated promptly. Instant Obama Party is not compatible with the color red in any form. Also do NOT mix Instant Obama Party with the now obsolete Instant Hillary Party or unintended Puma attack will probably occur.

BUY IT TODAY!!!!!!!!!11111111

You may want to expand your warning to seek medical help if, after using Instant Obama Party, you have an erection lasting more than four hours.

[asdf2231]

Yet ANOTHER satisfied customer!!!!!!!!11111111

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DefenseLawyer  (1000+ posts)       Sat Sep-27-08 10:22 PM
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Tales from Indiana
A cool moment in a convenience store this afternoon in the deep red of Indiana, Mike Pence's district. There was a very long line (a professional lottery player buying way too many tickets apparently), anyway a lady walked in wearing an Obama t-shirt. I was waiting for eyes to roll and muttering to begin, but to my surprise one old guy said "Like that shirt" and people in the line started talking about the debate and Obama and there was a consensus that Obama did well and was going to win. Now this is in a town where even the Democrats are Republicans. I was grinning from ear to ear and didn't even mind waiting for 5 minutes on lotto man. The times they are a changin'. Dig it.

It's sweeping the nation!!!!

[Chris]

If you don't buy his products, Billy Mays will come to your house and pummel you about the head and shoulders with his massive, hairy forearms.