Well, I Just Convinced two in Florida to Vote for Obama

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fascisthunter  (1000+ posts)      Sat Sep-27-08 03:06 PM
Original message
Well, I Just Convinced two in Florida to Vote for Obama
SCORE!!!!!!! And yes, he is a red neck and proud of it. I went to a private institution with him for a couple years, studying computer 3d animation. We were very good friends for years, then of course I moved back up here in New England and sort of lost contact.

Then just an hour ago, I got a call from him, asking about Obama, due to the debates last night. He doesn't like Bush yet grew up in a Republican home. He asked questions that weren't interesting enough to repeat, but important enough to him, and I answered in kind, in a style he and I feel at ease communicating. Regardless of being from the North or the South we have one thing in common... we are poor and grew up poor.... so we talk in a tongue that is native to most who are poor. Simple, direct...

To shorten this post, the end result is two more votes for Obama in Florida.... if I can do it, many of you can too!

Also, New Englanders and Southerners have one thing in common.... we are American and that's the most important common trait.

Translation: Obama got his ass kicked in so bad last night that he is tasting Charmin this morning so I wracked my brain to try to come up with something that woulkd make me look cool and cheer up my fellow DUmp Monkeys so I posted a Redneck Conversion Bouncy.

fascisthunter  (1000+ posts)      Sat Sep-27-08 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. I Explained to Him how McCain voted 90% of the Time with Bush
 That pretty much sealed the deal.

So you converted this imaginary poor dumb hick by lying to him in your fantasy. 

[MrsSmith]

we have one thing in common... we are poor and grew up poor.... so we talk in a tongue that is native to most who are poor. Simple, direct...

 

[Servonaut]

What's so strange about that?
CW sent his imaginary girlfriend to Bucharest.

Does coldwarrior post here ?

I got tired of his crap at CU.

[Chris_]

I went to a private institution with him for a couple years, studying computer 3d animation. We were very good friends for years, then of course I moved back up here in New England and sort of lost contact.

Then just an hour ago, I got a call from him, asking about Obama, due to the debates last night. He doesn't like Bush yet grew up in a Republican home. He asked questions that weren't interesting enough to repeat, but important enough to him, and I answered in kind, in a style he and I feel at ease communicating. Regardless of being from the North or the South we have one thing in common... we are poor and grew up poor.... so we talk in a tongue that is native to most who are poor.

Christ, what complete and utter BS. 

[MrsSmith]

What's so strange about that?
CW sent his imaginary girlfriend to Bucharest.

Does coldwarrior post here ?

I got tired of his crap at CU.

No!  That's just what we don't need here, a condescending know-it-all with a mind so closed, he can't learn anything new. 

[Servonaut]

What's so strange about that?
CW sent his imaginary girlfriend to Bucharest.

Does coldwarrior post here ?

I got tired of his crap at CU.

No!  That's just what we don't need here, a condescending know-it-all with a mind so closed, he can't learn anything new. 

Amen MrsSmith,   

that's why I asked if he was posting here.   

[MrsSmith]

What's so strange about that?
CW sent his imaginary girlfriend to Bucharest.

Does coldwarrior post here ?

I got tired of his crap at CU.

No!  That's just what we don't need here, a condescending know-it-all with a mind so closed, he can't learn anything new. 

Amen MrsSmith,   

that's why I asked if he was posting here.   

At this time, it's just right...one board for fun, and one for fights.   

[Servonaut]

What's so strange about that?
CW sent his imaginary girlfriend to Bucharest.

Does coldwarrior post here ?

I got tired of his crap at CU.

No!  That's just what we don't need here, a condescending know-it-all with a mind so closed, he can't learn anything new. 

Amen MrsSmith,   

that's why I asked if he was posting here.   

At this time, it's just right...one board for fun, and one for fights.   

I'm gonna steal that quote if you don't mind MrsSmith. 

[Chris_]

What's so strange about that?
CW sent his imaginary girlfriend to Bucharest.

Does coldwarrior post here ?

I got tired of his crap at CU.

Thank God, no.

Here he would have to defend his bullshit without sympathetic mods -- that is Kryptonite to assholes.

[MrsSmith]

What's so strange about that?
CW sent his imaginary girlfriend to Bucharest.

Does coldwarrior post here ?

I got tired of his crap at CU.

No!  That's just what we don't need here, a condescending know-it-all with a mind so closed, he can't learn anything new. 

Amen MrsSmith,   

that's why I asked if he was posting here.   

At this time, it's just right...one board for fun, and one for fights.   

I'm gonna steal that quote if you don't mind MrsSmith. 

fine by me! 

[Chris_]

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fascisthunter  (1000+ posts)      Sat Sep-27-08 03:06 PM
Original message
Well, I Just Convinced two in Florida to Vote for Obama
SCORE!!!!!!! And yes, he is a red neck and proud of it. I went to a private institution with him for a couple years, studying computer 3d animation. We were very good friends for years, then of course I moved back up here in New England and sort of lost contact.

Then just an hour ago, I got a call from him, asking about Obama, due to the debates last night. He doesn't like Bush yet grew up in a Republican home. He asked questions that weren't interesting enough to repeat, but important enough to him, and I answered in kind, in a style he and I feel at ease communicating. Regardless of being from the North or the South we have one thing in common... we are poor and grew up poor.... so we talk in a tongue that is native to most who are poor. Simple, direct...

To shorten this post, the end result is two more votes for Obama in Florida.... if I can do it, many of you can too!

Also, New Englanders and Southerners have one thing in common.... we are American and that's the most important common trait.

Translation: Obama got his ass kicked in so bad last night that he is tasting Charmin this morning so I wracked my brain to try to come up with something that woulkd make me look cool and cheer up my fellow DUmp Monkeys so I posted a Redneck Conversion Bouncy.

fascisthunter  (1000+ posts)      Sat Sep-27-08 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. I Explained to Him how McCain voted 90% of the Time with Bush
 That pretty much sealed the deal.

So you converted this imaginary poor dumb hick by lying to him in your fantasy. 

Zero bongs.  No cops, no bushes, no imagination at all.  Teh DUmmie didn't even have to leave Mom's basement to come up with that "conversion".  Teh DUmmie can't even add.  One redneck = two conversions?   

[Chris_]

fascisthunter  (1000+ posts)      Sat Sep-27-08 03:06 PM
Original message
Well, I Just Convinced two in Florida to Vote for Obama
SCORE!!!!!!! And yes, he is a red neck and proud of it. I went to a private institution with him for a couple years, studying computer 3d animation. We were very good friends for years, then of course I moved back up here in New England and sort of lost contact.

Then just an hour ago, I got a call from him, asking about Obama, due to the debates last night. He doesn't like Bush yet grew up in a Republican home. He asked questions that weren't interesting enough to repeat, but important enough to him, and I answered in kind, in a style he and I feel at ease communicating. Regardless of being from the North or the South we have one thing in common... we are poor and grew up poor.... so we talk in a tongue that is native to most who are poor. Simple, direct...

To shorten this post, the end result is two more votes for Obama in Florida.... if I can do it, many of you can too!

Also, New Englanders and Southerners have one thing in common.... we are American and that's the most important common trait.

Sadly for you, a doctor in Georgia just successfully implanted an actual brain into a liberal AND a Haliburton subsidiary installed 20' high fencing around a 15 lot cemetery to keep the dead from escaping. That means that even with your two converts we're still ahead by 14.