Where is WE?

[Wretched Excess]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

[morningAngel]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?

[Wretched Excess]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?

he told me to avoid your left hand.  what the heck was that all about? 

[morningAngel]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?

he told me to avoid your left hand.  what the heck was that all about? 

I have no idea  :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... 

[Wretched Excess]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?

he told me to avoid your left hand.  what the heck was that all about? 

I have no idea  :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... 

your definition of "important" is suddenly important.

[morningAngel]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?

he told me to avoid your left hand.  what the heck was that all about? 

I have no idea  :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... 

your definition of "important" is suddenly important.

I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive 

[Wretched Excess]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?

he told me to avoid your left hand.  what the heck was that all about? 

I have no idea  :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... 

your definition of "important" is suddenly important.

I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive 

which is why you hate baseball in the first place.

[morningAngel]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?

he told me to avoid your left hand.  what the heck was that all about? 

I have no idea  :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... 

your definition of "important" is suddenly important.

I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive 

which is why you hate baseball in the first place.

Exactly!
another woman I could compete against

[Wretched Excess]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?

he told me to avoid your left hand.  what the heck was that all about? 

I have no idea  :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... 

your definition of "important" is suddenly important.

I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive 

which is why you hate baseball in the first place.

Exactly!
another woman I could compete against

ok, THAT was really, really funny.

[morningAngel]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?

he told me to avoid your left hand.  what the heck was that all about? 

I have no idea  :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... 

your definition of "important" is suddenly important.

I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive 

which is why you hate baseball in the first place.

Exactly!
another woman I could compete against

ok, THAT was really, really funny.

One of these days you are going to have to choose..me or the Dodgers!

[Wretched Excess]

Thats a conversation starter at happy hour that could not be beat. 

thanks for bailing me out, by the way.   

well I tried calling you!  But some guy answered your phone, said you were his bitch now..so I just hung up... :innocent:

he knows you somehow. something about bikers and shit. 

long hair? earrings? tattoos?

he had a tattoo of you on his bicep.  it said "bitch"

(kidding, dear)

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

I didn't realize that he was your cousin.  is that legal?

Third cousin twice removed, besides YOU are NOT related to him, so no problem!  *sigh* will have to have a little talk with him after his next arraignment about poaching on my territory though.  If you had told him you knew me....

do you guys really have monogrammed handcuffs?

hey..shhhh what happens in a holding cell stays in a holding cell..didn't they tell you that?

he told me to avoid your left hand.  what the heck was that all about? 

I have no idea  :innocent:
You know I love you baby and would never get angry enough to crush anything important on your anatomy ... 

your definition of "important" is suddenly important.

I would guess the importance would directly correlate to the amount of attention I receive 

which is why you hate baseball in the first place.

Exactly!
another woman I could compete against

ok, THAT was really, really funny.

One of these days you are going to have to choose..me or the Dodgers!

I have been in love with the dodgers since i was 6 years old.  you might want to pick a different fight.

[DarkHalo]

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

So is every episode of Cops like a family reunion for you too? Sure seems like it is for me. 

[asdf2231]

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

So is every episode of Cops like a family reunion for you too? Sure seems like it is for me. 

You ever tempted to take off your shirt and get drunk before yelling that you ain't did nuthin?

[morningAngel]

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

So is every episode of Cops like a family reunion for you too? Sure seems like it is for me. 

I had to quit watching Cops.  It broke my heart every time I would see them throw the guy in the back of the car and he would yell "you can't do this to me, I got a cousin with a job!"   

[DarkHalo]

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

So is every episode of Cops like a family reunion for you too? Sure seems like it is for me. 

You ever tempted to take off your shirt and get drunk before yelling that you ain't did nuthin?

Every time I would see some guy on Cops with a mullet and wearing wife beaters I would look close to see if it was a relative, lol.

[DarkHalo]

Cousin Bobby!  Wow..how is he these days?     Now I hope you didn't go breaking his heart, he is the sensitive kind ya know. 

So is every episode of Cops like a family reunion for you too? Sure seems like it is for me. 

I had to quit watching Cops.  It broke my heart every time I would see them throw the guy in the back of the car and he would yell "you can't do this to me, I got a cousin with a job!"   

Now that just made me really laugh