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Offline Ptarmigan

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Bunny trapped at football game
« on: September 26, 2008, 09:09:00 PM »
They should be yelling:
GOD HATES BUNNIES
BUNNIES HATE GOD
GOD HATES BUNNY ALLIES
BUNNIES KILL CHILDREN
BUNNIES DOOM PTARMIGANS
BUNNIES+PTARMIGANS=HELL
BUNNIES ARE WORTHY OF EXTERMINATION
BUNNIES ARE MOCKERS AND SCOFFERS OF GOD
BUNNIES ARE DAMNED
GOD SENT ELMER FUDD
BUGS BUNNY IN HELL BUGS IS BEGGING FOR WATER TO QUENCH HIS THIRST IN HELL

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_lxPkQvYaQ[/youtube]
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2008, 10:18:56 PM »
Rabbit Trapped on Racecourse..

[youtube=425,350]VLXgTX55kUE[/youtube]
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2008, 11:55:09 PM »
Some day we will all find out that Ptarmy is really a closet bunny lover, lol.  :lmao:
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2008, 12:35:53 PM »
Those $5 stadium beers really sneak-up on you.
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2008, 03:48:34 PM »
Quote from: DarkHalo on September 26, 2008, 11:55:09 PM
Some day we will all find out that Ptarmy is really a closet bunny lover, lol.  :lmao:

Sorry, no skeletons in the closet. I hate bunnies with a passion and to the very day I die, I will hate them God hating sodomite bunnies.
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2008, 03:49:00 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on September 26, 2008, 10:18:56 PM
Rabbit Trapped on Racecourse..

[youtube=425,350]VLXgTX55kUE[/youtube]

BUNNIES GET RAN OVER, GOD LAUGHS!
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2008, 11:50:48 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 27, 2008, 03:48:34 PM
Quote from: DarkHalo on September 26, 2008, 11:55:09 PM
Some day we will all find out that Ptarmy is really a closet bunny lover, lol.  :lmao:

Sorry, no skeletons in the closet. I hate bunnies with a passion and to the very day I die, I will hate them God hating sodomite bunnies.

Were you molested by a bunny as a child?


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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2008, 02:15:32 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on September 27, 2008, 11:50:48 PM
Were you molested by a bunny as a child?


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I got bitten by a sodomite damned bunny rabbit as a kid, when I was feeding it. It was unprovoked. Also, watching Bugs Bunny and Tiny Toons added to the rage at bunnies. I am became more convinced that bunnies are evil and must face God's angry wrath, which they will.
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2008, 09:02:12 PM »
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2008, 11:17:21 PM »
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2008, 12:28:25 PM »
I wonder how many times the bunny scored? 
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2008, 05:49:47 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 29, 2008, 12:28:25 PM
I wonder how many times the bunny scored? 
More than the Rams did.   :fuelfire:
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2008, 06:58:59 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 29, 2008, 05:49:47 PM
Quote from: Wineslob on September 29, 2008, 12:28:25 PM
I wonder how many times the bunny scored? 
More than the Rams did.   :fuelfire:
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2008, 07:06:25 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 29, 2008, 12:28:25 PM
I wonder how many times the bunny scored? 

Until God Almighty unleashed His angry wrath on the bunny.
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Re: Bunny trapped at football game
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2008, 08:33:51 PM »
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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