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Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
« on: September 26, 2008, 10:32:06 AM »
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Arguments began Monday in a federal lawsuit alleging that a Maryland doctor stapled a man's rectum shut during an operation, rendering him unable to move his bowels for 17 days, the Baltimore Examiner reported.

Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, has accused Dr. Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, Maryland for botching a September 2004 surgery that left him with permanent bowel problems, according to the report.

But an attorney representing Casiano told jurors the doctor did not staple Watkins' buttocks shut.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,427943,00.html

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Re: Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2008, 10:36:09 AM »

this story is shit.  er, I mean it's full of holes.  er, no . . . anyway, someone that doesn't poo for 17 days is going to explode, aren't they?
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Re: Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2008, 12:15:33 PM »
I think the guy is full of crap.               :tongue:
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Re: Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2008, 12:14:03 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on September 26, 2008, 10:36:09 AM

this story is shit.  er, I mean it's full of holes.  er, no . . . anyway, someone that doesn't poo for 17 days is going to explode, aren't they?

When I was in basic training for the USAF I didnt take a dump for over 2 weeks. And that was the same for almost everyone there.
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Re: Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2008, 02:57:41 AM »
Quote from: DarkHalo on September 27, 2008, 12:14:03 AM
Quote from: Wretched Excess on September 26, 2008, 10:36:09 AM

this story is shit.  er, I mean it's full of holes.  er, no . . . anyway, someone that doesn't poo for 17 days is going to explode, aren't they?

When I was in basic training for the USAF I didnt take a dump for over 2 weeks. And that was the same for almost everyone there.

What on earth were they feeding you for that to happen?
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