Author Topic: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)  (Read 3060 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline bijou

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8937
  • Reputation: +336/-26
Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« on: September 25, 2008, 10:29:52 AM »


Quote
First there were the middle-aged British nudie calendar posers. Then the 9/11 firemen. Now, a group of clowns from the San Francisco Clown Conservatory is coming out with a calendar of the class of 2008— naked. If this sounds like the setup to a documentary about pedophiles, you’re not alone, but the naked clown calendar actually benefits a great (though rather specific) cause: people with multiple sclerosis who want to learn the circus arts.


According to the Contra Costa Times:

    Graduates of San Francisco's Clown Conservatory Class of 2008 have stripped down to their birthday suits to make a 2009 Naked Clown Calendar, a joyful and humourous work of art the clowns hope to sell in honor of a beloved mentor paralysed from the effects of multiple sclerosis (MS) and others stricken with the disease.


    These aren't the usual photos of clowns at kids' parties or falling out of cars. No, they're photos of clowns tumbling though the air, performing songs in the park or flying out of cannons — with pies and top hats hiding the naughty bits.
    "Our goal was to create this sort of craziness in your mind," says Chad Benjamin Potter, the lead clown on the project. "When you think of clowns you think of costumes and makeup and hair. When you think naked clowns, that's something else entirely."


    … Sales of the calendar will help raise money for the Judy Finelli Fund, a non-profit organization set up through the Circus Center. The fund works with the MS Foundation of Florida to do advocacy and research. It also will provide scholarships to people with MS who want to do circus arts
...
link

The only good thing about this is the fact it is raising money for charity.



Offline NHSparky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24431
  • Reputation: +1280/-617
  • Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso!
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 11:49:01 AM »
Colorophobia...it's nothing to CLOWN about.
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

Offline Chris

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1476
  • Reputation: +522/-16
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 11:50:35 AM »
Follow the rubber line back to your seats and lock your wigs in the upright position.
This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

Offline Flame

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4361
  • Reputation: +166/-34
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 11:51:57 AM »
Never been scared of clowns before, but after seeing that picture, I just may have nightmares for weeks!

Offline asdf2231

  • would like to cordially invite you to the pants party!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6562
  • Reputation: +556/-162
  • VRWC Arts And Crafts Director
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 01:50:02 PM »
OMG!

I found out what it would take for me to BS Bijou!

What... The... Hell?!?





Build a man a fire and he will be warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

Offline asdf2231

  • would like to cordially invite you to the pants party!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6562
  • Reputation: +556/-162
  • VRWC Arts And Crafts Director
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 01:53:52 PM »
Quote
San Francisco Clown Conservatory


Quote
"It was the Clown Conservatory that gave me the direction, the skills, sparked my imagination and demystified the possibility of actually finding work in the circus. I love what Jeff Raz is doing with the Clown Conservatory and when I'm touring through the Bay Area I always swing by to see what the new clowns are up to."
- Jonas Wolverton (Class of 2002, Cirque Eloize in "Rain")





Build a man a fire and he will be warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

Offline bijou

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8937
  • Reputation: +336/-26
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2008, 02:06:18 PM »
OMG!

I found out what it would take for me to BS Bijou!

What... The... Hell?!?



 :lmao: Pushing the envelope, it's what the Lounge is for.




Offline asdf2231

  • would like to cordially invite you to the pants party!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6562
  • Reputation: +556/-162
  • VRWC Arts And Crafts Director
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2008, 02:31:01 PM »
OMG!

I found out what it would take for me to BS Bijou!

What... The... Hell?!?



 :lmao: Pushing the envelope, it's what the Lounge is for.



There's a line Babe!

Scaring decent hard working middle class white guys with nekkid metrosexual looking clowns is just MEAN!

Although you will win the set of steak knives and the years supply of Friskies if you dredge up a mutilated clown penis news story.

Consider it a challenge. :-)




Build a man a fire and he will be warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

Offline debk

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12473
  • Reputation: +467/-58
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2008, 02:37:00 PM »
clowns give me the creeps....
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

Offline bijou

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8937
  • Reputation: +336/-26
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2008, 02:50:13 PM »
OMG!

I found out what it would take for me to BS Bijou!

What... The... Hell?!?


 :lmao: Pushing the envelope, it's what the Lounge is for.



There's a line Babe!

Scaring decent hard working middle class white guys with nekkid metrosexual looking clowns is just MEAN!

Although you will win the set of steak knives and the years supply of Friskies if you dredge up a mutilated clown penis news story.

Consider it a challenge. :-)
Will satire do?
Quote
Idaho puzzled by clown mutilations

Local and state police in Idaho are investigating the death of a professional clown who was found by a farmer on Friday.


The cow pasture in which the body of Binky the Clown was found. Ironically, Mr. Binky would often twist balloons into the shape of animals at children's parties. Photo courtesy of Adams County Sheriff Department
The body of Reginald Landon, better known as Binky the Clown, was discovered in a cow pasture by cattle farmer Tom Grady while he was tending his herd. It had been mutilated, ...
not safe for work

Please don't click the link unless you want to revel in the description of a hideously mutilated clown. ;)



Offline Ptarmigan

  • Bunny Slayer
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24100
  • Reputation: +1016/-226
  • God Hates Bunnies
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2008, 08:26:53 PM »
ALL CLOWNS ARE DOOMED AND CURSED BY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A SIN TO PRAY FOR CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!! ALL CLOWNS ARE SODOMITE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!! GOD HATES CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO PRAY FOR CLOWNS!!!!!!!!! WE ARE GOING PRAY THAT GOD WILL EXTERMINATE ALL CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOWNS WILL FACE ETERNAL DAMNATION BY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! ALL CLOWNS WILL BURN IN HELL ALONG SIDE WITH BUNNIES, SQUIRRELS, SEAGULLS, AND GYRFALCONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 :bird:  :redbird: :angryvillagers: :foff:
« Last Edit: September 25, 2008, 08:28:50 PM by Ptarmigan »
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

Allow enemies their space to hate; they will destroy themselves in the process.
-Lisa Du

Offline Lord Undies

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11388
  • Reputation: +639/-250
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2008, 08:38:27 PM »
clowns give me the creeps....

If you are nice to them they will let you squeeze their horn.

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2008, 08:43:44 PM »
clowns give me the creeps....

Me, too.

Didn't like them when I was a kid and I certainly don't like them now.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline debk

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12473
  • Reputation: +467/-58
Re: Nekkid Clown Calendar now on sale (with pic goodness)
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2008, 11:16:52 PM »
clowns give me the creeps....

Me, too.

Didn't like them when I was a kid and I certainly don't like them now.



Me neither.....

Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.