That stuff is about $30 at Abuelo's for a single snifter pour. What a couple of morons to be looking at time for a bottle of booze.
I don't know, if one is inclined to steal booze then I think one might as well steal a $600 bottle of tequila which is probably my favorite hard liquor. Like when Cartman faked the end of the world for Butters so he could go to that Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday.
Yeah, but at least three to six months in the pokey for a great tequila bender? No way...
if one is a drifter or, as they say in the modern parlance, homeless, then that could be a great vacation plan. Maybe it was a bucket list thing.
Yeah, it says they both had no permanent address. It is just two bums getting loaded up and their "punishment" will be 3 hots and a cot on the taxpayer's dime through the Wisconsin winter.
And according to the Farmer's it's going to be a doozy of a winter again. At the same time, we have a catch and release program, but that might only apply to the most dangerous criminals. They don't like to keep those guys in prison because they might cause trouble.