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A WTF Marriage Bouncy...
« on: September 20, 2008, 10:56:38 PM »
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medeak  (1000+ posts)      Sat Sep-20-08 08:28 PM
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bragging about my husband 

life long republican and after 31 yrs this election is the first one without marital discord.

He's sick of the lies and distortion of Mc Cain. Obama came to our town and said "I need you to argue with your friends and everyone you know" We live in a red neck town and husband has taken those words to heart. He's discovered snopes (I know we all are acquainted..but for a right winger this is earth shaking) and fires off emails to 20 of his friends every day. Yesterday he had his haircut at salon and insisted that all tv's be switched from Fox and lectured all on the talking heads of Fox News. I had appt later in day and they all told me how grateful they were to learn the lies re Palin and Mc Cain as they genuinely didn't know. "Please thank your husband for us"

this is the first election I haven't moved into a motel! LOL


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annabanana  (1000+ posts)       Sat Sep-20-08 08:32 PM
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1. This is an excellent illustration of the necessity of an independent
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media. There are millions of people in America who just plain DON'T KNOW how often or how egregiously they're being lied to. They would never stand for it if they found out.

Here's to each and every one that "finds out" and flips out! 

(Congratulations on peace in the homestead!)
Thas raht! We'uns is two stooopid ta figger owt deze thangs wiffowt Ya'll smartikins frum D Ewe telzin us whutz whut.  :whatever:

 




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Re: A WTF Marriage Bouncy...
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 11:43:28 PM »
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Yesterday he had his haircut at salon and insisted that all tv's be switched from Fox and lectured all on the talking heads of Fox News. I had appt later in day and they all told me how grateful they were to learn the lies re Palin and Mc Cain as they genuinely didn't know.


Not only is this imaginary husband converted from an imaginary Republican to imaginary democrat, he is converted into the kind of imaginary raving, howling moonbat that only exists in their dreams.

Bouncy tale rules only require a conversion to socialism. They say nothing about causing total mental derangement.

I think this one deserves serious consideration as the weakest, most outrageous and incompetent bouncy tale of this election season.

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Re: A WTF Marriage Bouncy...
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2008, 11:50:35 PM »
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Yesterday he had his haircut at salon and insisted that all tv's be switched from Fox and lectured all on the talking heads of Fox News. I had appt later in day and they all told me how grateful they were to learn the lies re Palin and Mc Cain as they genuinely didn't know.


Not only is this imaginary husband converted from an imaginary Republican to imaginary democrat, he is converted into the kind of imaginary raving, howling moonbat that only exists in their dreams.

Bouncy tale rules only require a conversion to socialism. They say nothing about causing total mental derangement.

I think this one deserves serious consideration as the weakest, most outrageous and incompetent bouncy tale of this election season.


Well, that's what happens when men start going to "salons" to get their hair cut.  My old barbershop closed after more than 30 years.  I have to go to a "salon" now.  I ask for the girl with the biggest rack, but my favorite redhead isn't there anymore.
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Re: A WTF Marriage Bouncy...
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2008, 11:53:57 PM »
The language that poster uses is so sophomoric it makes me want to retch.

Why is it that all these "life long republicans" are making an instant conversion to someone that clearly so far to the left it's off scale , and arguably the worst democrat nomination this side of  Mondale?

How is it that a DUmmie remains married to a "life long republican" for 31 years, without one or the other leaving ?

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Re: A WTF Marriage Bouncy...
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2008, 11:56:14 PM »
I could argue that I'm a "life-long" Republican, but I've only been voting since 1992.

Ain't no conversion happening here.
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Re: A WTF Marriage Bouncy...
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2008, 12:24:24 AM »
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He's discovered snopes (I know we all are acquainted..but for a right winger this is earth shaking)

Wonder if snopes has an entry covering Sarah Palin's belief in "the rapture."   ::)  Dumbass liars. 

ETA:  ... or a section covering thousands of bodies in Texas. 
 

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Re: A WTF Marriage Bouncy...
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2008, 06:48:09 AM »
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He's sick of the lies and distortion of Mc Cain.

Just one question if you will,  who did your husband support in the primaries?   



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Re: A WTF Marriage Bouncy...
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2008, 02:01:09 PM »
How many "salons" have TV on?? I know the barbershop I used to go to did(but it was all sports all the time)
In Tennessee. I came down here to get warm,froze my arse off since I got here..
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Re: A WTF Marriage Bouncy...
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2008, 02:07:27 PM »
Since there is not a single lie or even distortion that can be found in the McCain/Palin camp, I can't imagine a Republican believing there are some.
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