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DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« on: September 20, 2008, 01:42:11 PM »
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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Sat Sep-20-08 02:28 PM
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Is it just me, or is anyone else noticing that MSNBC is being really tough on RWers?
I've kinda sensed this from all their on-air talent.

But just now, Contessa The Airhead Brewer just smacked the crap out of Tucker Bounds from the McPalin campaign. She would NOT allow him to just talk incessantly and sidestep answers and then she asked VERY sharp, pointed questions.

This is just the latest example. All their on-air talent is doing this, it seems to me.

DUmmy Husb2Sparkly has been confined to watching the 9" black-and-white TV.
It's the only one he can see while perched on the basement toilet by the litterbox, the domain allotted to him by Dummy Sparkly.
On that tiny, flickering screen, it was hard to notice that MSNBC is entirely populated by moonbats and bulldykes.

Someday, DUmmy Sparkly may allow him to join her on the main floor and watch the big-screen. But for now she has......company.
 
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 01:45:30 PM »
Link, sir?
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2008, 02:16:10 PM »
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2008, 03:08:14 PM »
More whistling past the graveyard.

And everyone knows Chrissy Matthews is 100% a messia-uh supported -- it doesn't even pretend to be anything other than a hussein sycophant.
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2008, 03:10:25 PM »
So I go there and look at that bonfire from start to finish, the whole thing.

Forgive me, but I'm confused.

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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2008, 03:52:56 PM »
Husb2Sparkly sucks man ass...... :censored: :censored: Stupid bastard....


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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2008, 04:08:33 PM »
Husb2Sparkly sucks man ass...... :censored: :censored: Stupid bastard....

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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2008, 05:25:06 PM »
You know, I was using the sparkling husband primitive as a Freudian exercise--had (still have) all the textbooks, supplementals, checklists, whatnot--but then I dropped the idea; I got so far, and didn't want to go any deeper.

The sparkling husband primitive is one sick ****.

The sparkling husband primitive is actually a drek primitive, but was spared those depths when he happened to mention his sharing the bathroom in the basement with the family cat, and suddenly forevermore the sparkling husband primitive is embedded in this mind as not a drek primitive, but a bottom-of-the-barrel primitive, one step above that, as a comic figure morosely sitting on the porcelain throne in the bathroom in the basement, his elbows on his knees, glumly watching the cat across the room do a big number two in the litter-box.

May God forgive me, but whenever I see the sparkling husband primitive on Skins's island, this image immediately comes to mind, and there is nothing one can do about it other than accept, adapt, and move on.
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2008, 05:34:30 PM »
You know, I was using the sparkling husband primitive as a Freudian exercise--had (still have) all the textbooks, supplementals, checklists, whatnot--but then I dropped the idea; I got so far, and didn't want to go any deeper.

The sparkling husband primitive is one sick ****.

The sparkling husband primitive is actually a drek primitive, but was spared those depths when he happened to mention his sharing the bathroom in the basement with the family cat, and suddenly forevermore the sparkling husband primitive is embedded in this mind as not a drek primitive, but a bottom-of-the-barrel primitive, one step above that, as a comic figure morosely sitting on the porcelain throne in the bathroom in the basement, his elbows on his knees, glumly watching the cat across the room do a big number two in the litter-box.

May God forgive me, but whenever I see the sparkling husband primitive on Skins's island, this image immediately comes to mind, and there is nothing one can do about it other than accept, adapt, and move on.

You descriptive portrayal of Husb2Sparkly in his royal throne room will be in my mind every time I see something written by or about him. Thanks...............I think. Maybe not. Don't think I need that image. :-)
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2008, 05:49:44 PM »
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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Sat Sep-20-08 02:28 PM
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Is it just me, or is anyone else noticing that MSNBC is being really tough on RWers?
I've kinda sensed this from all their on-air talent.

But just now, Contessa The Airhead Brewer just smacked the crap out of Tucker Bounds from the McPalin campaign. She would NOT allow him to just talk incessantly and sidestep answers and then she asked VERY sharp, pointed questions.

This is just the latest example. All their on-air talent is doing this, it seems to me.

DUmmy Husb2Sparkly has been confined to watching the 9" black-and-white TV.
It's the only one he can see while perched on the basement toilet by the litterbox, the domain allotted to him by Dummy Sparkly.
On that tiny, flickering screen, it was hard to notice that MSNBC is entirely populated by moonbats and bulldykes.

Someday, DUmmy Sparkly may allow him to join her on the main floor and watch the big-screen. But for now she has......company.
 

I always get this image in my head of him sittng on the toilet,red faced ,pounding away angrily on the keyboard as an evil brown cloud wafts overhead! :-)
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2008, 06:10:13 PM »
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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Sat Sep-20-08 02:28 PM
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Is it just me, or is anyone else noticing that MSNBC is being really tough on RWers?
I've kinda sensed this from all their on-air talent.

But just now, Contessa The Airhead Brewer just smacked the crap out of Tucker Bounds from the McPalin campaign. She would NOT allow him to just talk incessantly and sidestep answers and then she asked VERY sharp, pointed questions.

This is just the latest example. All their on-air talent is doing this, it seems to me.

DUmmy Husb2Sparkly has been confined to watching the 9" black-and-white TV.
It's the only one he can see while perched on the basement toilet by the litterbox, the domain allotted to him by Dummy Sparkly.
On that tiny, flickering screen, it was hard to notice that MSNBC is entirely populated by moonbats and bulldykes.

Someday, DUmmy Sparkly may allow him to join her on the main floor and watch the big-screen. But for now she has......company.
 

I always get this image in my head of him sittng on the toilet,red faced ,pounding away angrily on the keyboard as an evil brown cloud wafts overhead! :-)

He is a closet gay...any man who allows himself to be treated like he does is a pole smoker.


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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2008, 06:25:43 PM »
You know, I was using the sparkling husband primitive as a Freudian exercise--had (still have) all the textbooks, supplementals, checklists, whatnot--but then I dropped the idea; I got so far, and didn't want to go any deeper.

The sparkling husband primitive is one sick ****.

The sparkling husband primitive is actually a drek primitive, but was spared those depths when he happened to mention his sharing the bathroom in the basement with the family cat, and suddenly forevermore the sparkling husband primitive is embedded in this mind as not a drek primitive, but a bottom-of-the-barrel primitive, one step above that, as a comic figure morosely sitting on the porcelain throne in the bathroom in the basement, his elbows on his knees, glumly watching the cat across the room do a big number two in the litter-box.

May God forgive me, but whenever I see the sparkling husband primitive on Skins's island, this image immediately comes to mind, and there is nothing one can do about it other than accept, adapt, and move on.

There was a man,quite a number of years ago,who had been imprisoned and for some reason was in the news.
He had been in for a long time and had accepted a position as prison bitch.
There was video of him in the cell with his "roomie" and he was acting as silly as any tinkerbell would but the most startling part was he had grown breasts.
I don`t mean Ric Flair puppies but real feminine breasts.

Maybe he was able to get some sort of hormone treatments which made this happen,dunno.

Regardless,that is the picture I get of Husbs as he is sitting on the throne in Rodin`s thinker pose as he types with one hand his rambling,angry screeds.

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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2008, 06:33:28 PM »
He is a closet gay...any man who allows himself to be treated like he does is a pole smoker.

I dunno; the impression I got from watching the sparkling husband primitive was that there's a lot of the Edward and Wallis in it.

I know, I know, people still get all awed and wowed by the story of the man who gave up his throne for the woman he loved, but in reality, it was a pretty sick relationship.

Generally, usually, most of the time, men who make slaves of themselves to women are those who had over-domineering fathers and passive mothers, which explains Edward VIII.

The second leading cause appears to be men who make slaves of themselves to women are those who had no strong male role-model ("strong" is different from "over-domineering") when growing up; an absent father or something.

Since the sparkling husband primitive has once in a while mentioned his father, and not negatively, I suspect his case is the first, not the second, though.
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Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly Reports In From Basement Toilet
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2008, 06:58:11 PM »
You know, I was using the sparkling husband primitive as a Freudian exercise--had (still have) all the textbooks, supplementals, checklists, whatnot--but then I dropped the idea; I got so far, and didn't want to go any deeper.

The sparkling husband primitive is one sick ****.

The sparkling husband primitive is actually a drek primitive, but was spared those depths when he happened to mention his sharing the bathroom in the basement with the family cat, and suddenly forevermore the sparkling husband primitive is embedded in this mind as not a drek primitive, but a bottom-of-the-barrel primitive, one step above that, as a comic figure morosely sitting on the porcelain throne in the bathroom in the basement, his elbows on his knees, glumly watching the cat across the room do a big number two in the litter-box.

May God forgive me, but whenever I see the sparkling husband primitive on Skins's island, this image immediately comes to mind, and there is nothing one can do about it other than accept, adapt, and move on.

There was a man,quite a number of years ago,who had been imprisoned and for some reason was in the news.
He had been in for a long time and had accepted a position as prison bitch.
There was video of him in the cell with his "roomie" and he was acting as silly as any tinkerbell would but the most startling part was he had grown breasts.
I don`t mean Ric Flair puppies but real feminine breasts.

Maybe he was able to get some sort of hormone treatments which made this happen,dunno.

Regardless,that is the picture I get of Husbs as he is sitting on the throne in Rodin`s thinker pose as he types with one hand his rambling,angry screeds.
I believe the video you saw was  Richard Speck and his boyfriend in prison! He started taking hormones while in prison!
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2008, 07:03:53 PM »
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I believe the video you saw was  Richard Speck


Yes!! That was it. The most repulsive creature I've ever seen.
That was several years ago, and the memory was seared, I tell you, seared into my brain.

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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2008, 07:05:38 PM »
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Yes!! That was it. The most repulsive creature I've ever seen.
That was several years ago, and the memory was seared, I tell you, seared into my brain.
His boyfriend was black right?
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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2008, 07:21:07 PM »
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I believe the video you saw was  Richard Speck


Yes!! That was it. The most repulsive creature I've ever seen.
That was several years ago, and the memory was seared, I tell you, seared into my brain.
His boyfriend was black right?

Yes,that is the name...he was a doctor or something wasn`t he?
Guess I could google it but would rather not.

His boyfriend was black and didn`t hardly move through the tape.
Stood there like a pimp.

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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2008, 09:59:26 AM »
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I believe the video you saw was  Richard Speck


Yes!! That was it. The most repulsive creature I've ever seen.
That was several years ago, and the memory was seared, I tell you, seared into my brain.
His boyfriend was black right?

Yes,that is the name...he was a doctor or something wasn`t he?
Guess I could google it but would rather not.

His boyfriend was black and didn`t hardly move through the tape.
Stood there like a pimp.
No...Richard Speck was a serial killer who killed eight student nurses on the South side of Chicago in the mid 60's! Here's the link for the youtube video I think you were referencing[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCR1mFZsX-Y[/youtube]Jesus! I forgot how creepy this was! :o The doctor you were thinking about was Dr Sam Sheppard...the movie The Fugitive was loosely based on him.
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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2008, 11:42:41 AM »
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I believe the video you saw was  Richard Speck


Yes!! That was it. The most repulsive creature I've ever seen.
That was several years ago, and the memory was seared, I tell you, seared into my brain.
His boyfriend was black right?

Yes,that is the name...he was a doctor or something wasn`t he?
Guess I could google it but would rather not.

His boyfriend was black and didn`t hardly move through the tape.
Stood there like a pimp.
No...Richard Speck was a serial killer who killed eight student nurses on the South side of Chicago in the mid 60's! Here's the link for the youtube video I think you were referencing[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCR1mFZsX-Y[/youtube]Jesus! I forgot how creepy this was! :o The doctor you were thinking about was Dr Sam Sheppard...the movie The Fugitive was loosely based on him.

I knew it was something to do with the medical profession.
That is the image I get of Husbs.