It will be interesting to see how he measures up in coach's next rating.
Actually, the Bostonian Drunkard recently moved up a notch in my classification of primitives.
Remember, there's these categories, in descending order of quality:
(a) non-primitives
(b) first-tier primitives
(c) second-tier primitives
(d) third-tier primitives
(e) the
unterprimitiven, the faceless lynch mob (which is circa 95% of Skins's island)
(f) bottom-of-the-barrel primitives
(g)
drek primitives
After the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, the "Proud2BLib" primitive, re-defined
drek, I had to promote the Bostonian Drunkard up from (g) to (f); no matter how scummy and slimy and sleazy he is, the Bostonian Drunkard's still eons above the skumbag primitive (the "IanDB1" primitive), Doug's ex-wife (the "sfexpat2000" primitive), and most especially of all the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher.
And so now the Bostonian Drunkard's rated alongside the subway cat and the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive and the lying titty primitive and somesuch.
The Bostonian Drunkard's maternal ancestress, the "Raven" primitive, still has a near-unshakeable grip on first-tier primitivedom, though.