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Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« on: September 19, 2008, 04:16:00 PM »
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SAN SEBASTIAN, Spain (AFP) — US filmmaker Woody Allen, best known for such comedy classics as "Annie Hall," says it will be no laughing matter if Barack Obama fails to win the race for the White House.

"It would be a disgrace and a humiliation if Barack Obama does not win," he told Spanish journalists at the ongoing 56th San Sebastian film festival, where his latest film "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" is being screened.

"It would be a very, very terrible thing for the United States in many, many ways," he said.

Democratic hopeful Obama, Allen said, is "so much better" than Republican rival John McCain, and "represents a huge step upward from (the) incompetence and misjudgement" of the Bush administration.

"It would be a terrible thing if the American public was not moved to vote for him, that they actually preferred more of the same."

On Thursday, Spanish-born Hollywood actor Antonio Banderas, who is also in San Sebastian, said he is backing Obama for the sake of his daughter -- acknowledging, however, that he cannot vote as he is not a US citizen.
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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 04:18:50 PM »
Good to see Obama's snagged that all-important incest demographic.
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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 04:20:55 PM »
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... Spanish-born Hollywood actor Antonio Banderas, who is also in San Sebastian, said he is backing Obama for the sake of his daughter...

Hey Antonio, you might want to check Woody's apartment for nude photos of your daughter and start asking a few questions.

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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 05:09:16 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 19, 2008, 04:18:50 PM
Good to see Obama's snagged that all-important incest demographic.

Maybe Woody and Roman Polanski can team up and go campaigning for Obama! :-)
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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 05:54:56 PM »
So is he saying that a McCain victory is like every comedy project he's touched since "Zelig?"
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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2008, 08:44:04 PM »
The only funny thing about Woody Allen is that he thinks he is still relevant.
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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2008, 09:44:58 PM »
Quote from: miskie on September 19, 2008, 08:44:04 PM
The only funny thing about Woody Allen is that he thinks he is still relevant.



aint that the truth...
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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2008, 12:12:51 AM »
"I'm Woody Allen, and I know what's not funny." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Hey, I heard Soon Yee was in therapy again.  Apparently Woody Allen and her were doing the nasty, and he asked her, "Who's your daddy?"
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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2008, 01:45:33 AM »
Quote from: Woody on September 20, 2008, 12:12:51 AM
Hey, I heard Soon Yee was in therapy again.  Apparently Woody Allen and her were doing the nasty, and he asked her, "Who's your daddy?"

 :rotf:

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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2008, 04:52:23 PM »
If Obama loses, I am going to use their cries as my ringtone for my cell phone.  :evillaugh: :lmao: :rotf:
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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2008, 05:00:51 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 21, 2008, 04:52:23 PM
If Obama loses, I am going to use their cries as my ringtone for my cell phone.  :evillaugh: :lmao: :rotf:

Ha ha ha...  :evillaugh:
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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2008, 05:58:11 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on September 21, 2008, 04:52:23 PM
If Obama loses, I am going to use their cries as my ringtone for my cell phone.  :evillaugh: :lmao: :rotf:



Their tears will be sweet, indeed...
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Re: Nothing funny about Obama losing, funnyman Woody Allen says
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2008, 05:59:43 PM »
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