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Offline tuolumnejim

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conscious evolution, This is wierd
« on: September 19, 2008, 09:44:12 AM »
Ok I know saying something at the DUmp is weird is a common occurence, but when I read it I thought of the article about Oscar the death predicting cat.  :-)

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conscious evolution  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
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This is wierd
 For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
 
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Re: conscious evolution, This is wierd
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 09:53:12 AM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on September 19, 2008, 09:44:12 AM
Ok I know saying something at the DUmp is weird is a common occurence, but when I read it I thought of the article about Oscar the death predicting cat.  :-)

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conscious evolution  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
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This is wierd
 For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
 


Animal uprising. Don't let them in. You'll end up being dog and cat food.
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Re: conscious evolution, This is wierd
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 10:39:39 AM »
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conscious evolution  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
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This is wierd
 For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?

Sounds like you made some real expansive promises about improved living standards while you were high last night, Ace.
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Re: conscious evolution, This is wierd
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 10:47:27 AM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on September 19, 2008, 09:44:12 AM
Ok I know saying something at the DUmp is weird is a common occurence, but when I read it I thought of the article about Oscar the death predicting cat.  :-)

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conscious evolution  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
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This is wierd
 For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
 


Try bathing.

They probably think you have been dead for a week and are discussing who gets what portions.
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Re: conscious evolution, This is wierd
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 10:47:40 AM »
Go wash the peanut butter off your butt and maybe they will leave you alone.
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Re: conscious evolution, This is wierd
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2008, 10:48:31 AM »
Seven dogs and four cats in a one bedroom efficiency apartment.
That's a clue to why DUmmies have a distinctive odor.
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Re: conscious evolution, This is wierd
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2008, 10:51:19 AM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on September 19, 2008, 09:44:12 AM
Ok I know saying something at the DUmp is weird is a common occurence, but when I read it I thought of the article about Oscar the death predicting cat.  :-)

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conscious evolution  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
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This is wierd
 For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
 

GROSS! That house must smell lovely! :whatever:
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Re: conscious evolution, This is wierd
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2008, 10:52:54 AM »
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I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
I hereby rename this primitive "The Doctor Dolittle primitive". What say you Frank?
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Re: conscious evolution, This is wierd
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2008, 10:54:58 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on September 19, 2008, 10:47:27 AM
Quote from: tuolumnejim on September 19, 2008, 09:44:12 AM
Ok I know saying something at the DUmp is weird is a common occurence, but when I read it I thought of the article about Oscar the death predicting cat.  :-)

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conscious evolution  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-19-08 12:02 PM
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This is wierd
 For some reason all of the animals in my house have decided they need to be as close to me as possible this morning.
I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
All trying to get as close as possible.
Right now they are all outside my bedroom door trying to get in.
WTF?!?
 


Try bathing.

They probably think you have been dead for a week and are discussing who gets what portions.
Hahaha my thoughts exactly.
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Re: conscious evolution, This is wierd
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2008, 12:17:48 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 19, 2008, 10:52:54 AM
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I'm talking about seven dogs and four cats.
I hereby rename this primitive "The Doctor Dolittle primitive". What say you Frank?

That's better than any I was thinking of.

I'm always trying to think of creative names for primitives, when their real screen names are so lousy.

I just baptized this primitive the Dr. Doolittle primitive.
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