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Offline Chris_

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Stuck 'agent' Tells Cops Of Secret Bomb Mission
« on: September 19, 2008, 07:58:03 AM »
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Stuck 'agent' Tells Cops Of Secret Bomb Mission

(AP) It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission. The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.

Police and firefighters reached the roof, found a rope and cable and followed them to a vent shaft. Peering inside, they spotted Smith about 45 feet down.

"Mission failed," he told them.

Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said.

He said he was following orders to "defuse and confiscate" a Soviet-made nuclear warhead, specifically a "MERV6SS-22AN" warhead, according to the report. The bomb supposedly was hidden in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the museum basement, he said.

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Re: Stuck 'agent' Tells Cops Of Secret Bomb Mission
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2008, 08:09:52 AM »
Sounds like his spirit guide was playing a practical joke on him!  :-)

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Re: Stuck 'agent' Tells Cops Of Secret Bomb Mission
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2008, 08:17:24 AM »
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Re: Stuck 'agent' Tells Cops Of Secret Bomb Mission
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2008, 09:18:16 AM »




Build a man a fire and he will be warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

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Re: Stuck 'agent' Tells Cops Of Secret Bomb Mission
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2008, 09:44:55 AM »


Yet another pic stolen from you by me, asdf! (LOL)
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