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Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« on: September 18, 2008, 01:42:49 PM »

ah, I get it.  people that don't vote for her husband are motivated by things like clinging to
their religion, or their guns, or hating immigrants . . . or because Sarah Palin is cute.  Obama
voters, of course, only have the noblest of thoughts in mind . . . the translation, obviously,
is that people who don't vote for obama are somehow either dumb, or deluded, or otherwise
defective.

just don't pay any attention to that 97% of the african american vote thing . . . .

    
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Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) - Michelle Obama asked voters Thursday to make their choice on the issues, not because, "I like that guy" or, "she's cute."

Might she be talking about Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin?

"I'm talking about me," she said with a smile.

Barack Obama's wife, however, is not on the ticket in the presidential election. Palin is.

Her remarks came at a women's round-table on the economy as Democrats work to neutralize the appeal that Palin has brought to John McCain's ticket for some female voters. They are doing so gingerly, so as to not appear sexist or invite another lipstick-on-a-pig tempest.

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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2008, 02:05:57 PM »
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"I'm talking about me," she said with a smile.
Remind me, for which elected position is Michelle running?   :whatever:



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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2008, 02:07:09 PM »
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"I'm talking about me," she said with a smile.
Remind me, for which elected position is Michelle running?   :whatever:

Well, to take a page from the previous Democrat President, that would have to be "Co-President."
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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2008, 02:47:12 PM »
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"I'm talking about me," she said with a smile.
Remind me, for which elected position is Michelle running?   :whatever:

Well, to take a page from the previous Democrat President, that would have to be "Co-President."

And it would be the co-President that has the balls in the family is my guess.

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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2008, 04:00:56 PM »
Two narcissists in one family?

Their bathroom must be huge to accommodate the mirrors.
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2008, 05:20:28 PM »
"I'm talking about me"   :moron:  Who on earth would think her to be cute?  She was obviously talking about Palin.

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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 05:37:49 PM »
Michelle Obama: The Cure for Cute.
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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2008, 05:52:43 PM »
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"I'm talking about me," she said with a smile.
Remind me, for which elected position is Michelle running?   :whatever:

Well, to take a page from the previous Democrat President, that would have to be "Co-President."

And it would be the co-President that has the balls in the family is my guess.

This statement applies to the last round of democrat Presidents, including the one running now....
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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2008, 06:32:10 PM »
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"I'm talking about me," she said with a smile.
Remind me, for which elected position is Michelle running?   :whatever:

Well, to take a page from the previous Democrat President, that would have to be "Co-President."

And it would be the co-President that has the balls in the family is my guess.

This statement applies to the last round of democrat Presidents, including the one running now....
Behind every successful man, is a determined woman.

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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2008, 07:23:37 PM »
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"I'm talking about me," she said with a smile.
Remind me, for which elected position is Michelle running?   :whatever:


this is cute ?   I think, not...





My fellow Americans, there is nothing audacious about hope. Hope is what makes people buy lottery tickets instead of paying the bills. Hope is for the old gals feeding the slots in Atlantic City. It destroys the inner-city kid who quits school because he hopes he'll be a world-famous recording artist.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?

One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.

The other kills her own food.

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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2008, 07:28:40 PM »

If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2008, 07:37:30 PM »
Who on earth would want to look at that for the next 4 years??

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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2008, 08:07:27 PM »
High Priestess Omarosa has spoken!  All shall now kneel and obey at the altar of taxation!!!!
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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2008, 08:08:53 PM »
Who on earth would want to look at that for the next 4 years??



oh come on, they're a match made in hea... nevermind

My fellow Americans, there is nothing audacious about hope. Hope is what makes people buy lottery tickets instead of paying the bills. Hope is for the old gals feeding the slots in Atlantic City. It destroys the inner-city kid who quits school because he hopes he'll be a world-famous recording artist.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?

One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.

The other kills her own food.

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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2008, 08:12:54 PM »
High Priestess Omarosa has spoken!  All shall now kneel and obey at the altar of taxation!!!!

 :thumbs:  I couldn't think of who she resembled until you said that..she is spitting image of Omarosa!

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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2008, 08:16:48 PM »
High Priestess Omarosa has spoken!  All shall now kneel and obey at the altar of taxation!!!!

 :thumbs:  I couldn't think of who she resembled until you said that..she is spitting image of Omarosa!

I'd say the personality is pretty much dead on as well--hateful, petty, and bitter.
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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2008, 09:11:42 PM »
High Priestess Omarosa has spoken!  All shall now kneel and obey at the altar of taxation!!!!

 :thumbs:  I couldn't think of who she resembled until you said that..she is spitting image of Omarosa!

Omarosa was much hotter.
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Re: Michelle Obama: Don't vote because 'she's cute'
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2008, 11:40:22 PM »
I will use my patented MoonBat to English Translator to clarify Mrs. The One's message:

Voting for the GOP because VP is attractive, physically and personally =  Bad

Voting for the Lightworker because he's black  =  Good


There. That oughta settle it.  I'm voting for zerObama...not.
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