« Reply #6 on: Today at 01:07:14 PM »
I'm in a state of shock
Why? Did your wife's vibrator short out again?
She's gonna beat him worse than Sparkly ever did StinkyTheClown when she finds out he's been pegging himself with it behind her back.
I guess it's a good thing ol' Steve is on death's door and won't be among the living much longer...


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"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus
There's a reason National Command Authority doesn't give me the nuclear 'Football' for safekeeping, and it's NOT because I'm not in the chain of command.