he snuck in, prayed to God (or Allah, or whatever

) that no one was taping his speech, said as little as possible both in terms of substance and time, and got the hell out of there. kissing ass for donations is not what he wanted to be seen doing in the middle of what he has called "the most serious financial crisis since the Great Depression".
$30K just doesn't get you very much time with the messiah these days.