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Offline bijou

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Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« on: September 18, 2008, 10:38:10 AM »
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SOUTH BEND – A 20-year-old man told police he was stabbed by his younger brother Sunday night after a fight broke out over a Hot Pocket.

St. Joseph County police were called to an apartment in the 3600 block of Generations Drive just after 7 p.m. Sunday, where they found a man bleeding from a cut on his side.

Although the man was initially uncooperative with police, he admitted that he got into a fight with his 18-year-old brother over the microwave sandwich.

The victim told police the two began fighting over who got to eat the Hot Pocket, pushing and grappling with each other into a hallway. He said his younger brother then grabbed a steak knife off the kitchen counter and stabbed at his brother, cutting him on his left side.

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So, how tasty are Hot Pockets? Tasty enough to stab a relative?  :o
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Offline Atomic Lib Smasher

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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2008, 10:45:03 AM »
Quote from: bijou on September 18, 2008, 10:38:10 AM
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SOUTH BEND – A 20-year-old man told police he was stabbed by his younger brother Sunday night after a fight broke out over a Hot Pocket.

St. Joseph County police were called to an apartment in the 3600 block of Generations Drive just after 7 p.m. Sunday, where they found a man bleeding from a cut on his side.

Although the man was initially uncooperative with police, he admitted that he got into a fight with his 18-year-old brother over the microwave sandwich.

The victim told police the two began fighting over who got to eat the Hot Pocket, pushing and grappling with each other into a hallway. He said his younger brother then grabbed a steak knife off the kitchen counter and stabbed at his brother, cutting him on his left side.

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So, how tasty are Hot Pockets? Tasty enough to stab a relative?  :o

They ain't good enough to even yell at your dog for if he steals it. The ham and cheese one is okay, the others... blech.

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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2008, 11:08:06 AM »
Quote from: Atomic Lib Smasher on September 18, 2008, 10:45:03 AM
Quote from: bijou on September 18, 2008, 10:38:10 AM
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SOUTH BEND – A 20-year-old man told police he was stabbed by his younger brother Sunday night after a fight broke out over a Hot Pocket.

St. Joseph County police were called to an apartment in the 3600 block of Generations Drive just after 7 p.m. Sunday, where they found a man bleeding from a cut on his side.

Although the man was initially uncooperative with police, he admitted that he got into a fight with his 18-year-old brother over the microwave sandwich.

The victim told police the two began fighting over who got to eat the Hot Pocket, pushing and grappling with each other into a hallway. He said his younger brother then grabbed a steak knife off the kitchen counter and stabbed at his brother, cutting him on his left side.

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So, how tasty are Hot Pockets? Tasty enough to stab a relative?  :o

They ain't good enough to even yell at your dog for if he steals it. The ham and cheese one is okay, the others... blech.


Maybe they were fighting over who had to eat the last one.
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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2008, 11:09:59 AM »
I wonder if they did a blood test on these guys to see how much THC they had in their system.   You gotta have a mad case of munchies to stab someone over a hot pocket.
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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2008, 11:12:12 AM »
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This story just gives Jim Gaffigan more joke material. I just saw him on Saturday at Dodge Theater in Phoenix. He does 20 minutes of Hot Pocket jokes. It's hilarious.  :-)
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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2008, 11:22:32 AM »
That's funny jen, I a glad we don't get Hot Pockets here now.  :lmao:
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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 11:22:46 AM »
Makes ya wonder what they'd REALLY do for a Klondike Bar.
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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2008, 11:30:32 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 18, 2008, 11:22:46 AM
Makes ya wonder what they'd REALLY do for a Klondike Bar.
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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2008, 11:31:13 AM »
Quote from: bijou on September 18, 2008, 11:22:32 AM
That's funny jen, I a glad we don't get Hot Pockets here now.  :lmao:

They really are nasty. Certainly not worth bloodshed.
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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2008, 12:07:07 PM »
I hate to admit this but my kids really love the breakfast ones. 

I might as well just admit to the whole coolwhip thing here and now and find a doublewide to move into.
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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2008, 12:09:39 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on September 18, 2008, 12:07:07 PM
I hate to admit this but my kids really love the breakfast ones. 

I might as well just admit to the whole coolwhip thing here and now and find a doublewide to move into.
Don't forget the #8 decal for the back window of your busted down pickup truck.   :uhsure: :-)
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Re: Brother says he was stabbed over Hot Pocket
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2008, 12:41:24 PM »
That story reminds of the "Eat my pork, feel my fork" lady.

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-485208/Woman-yelled-eat-pork-feel-fork-stabbed-partner-stole-chop.html

Some crazy people out there.

Although I will admit to threatening my dh's life when he ate the last piece of cheese from the fridge.  I was pregnant.  You don't ever eat the last piece of anything if a pregnant woman is in the house.  :-)

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