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skidmarked underwear primitive likes Todd Palin's winning ways
« on: September 18, 2008, 06:44:46 AM »
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Oh my.

The skidmarked underwear primitive, the late-middle-aged farm housewife from eastern Iowa:

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Skidmore  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 12:47 PM
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So we're supposed to vote McCain/Palin because Todd Palin won a dogsled race twice? I swear that was what McCain just told people.

Makes about as much sense as voting for the Big Zero just because he's "black," one supposes.

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renate  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 12:51 PM
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1. well, now I'm switching to McCain
   
If Todd had only won once, I might not vote for his wife, but TWICE? Damn. That's some impressive shit.

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The_Casual_Observer  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 12:53 PM
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2. You're supposed to vote for him if you are the sort of person who enjoys the feel of a red hot poker up your ass.

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Sebastian Doyle  (591 posts) Mon Sep-08-08 12:55 PM
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3. I thought it was a snowmobile race?
   
You mean he races dogsleds too? Along with being a fisherman AND an employee of a foreign oil company?
How the Hell does he have the time to keep churning out the babies with Tundra Barbie?

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Skidmore  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 01:13 PM
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15. I stand corrected. He did say the name of the race and it wasn't a name familiar to me. Whatever he raced, he seems to think it qualifies Goody Sarah as VP.

Yeah, just like the Big Zero's race qualifies him as president.

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flakey_foont  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 12:56 PM
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4. what?????????
   
did the old coot really say that? the grip on reality is getting looser by the day

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NatBurner  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 01:06 PM
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11. he's just making up shit as he goes along
   
first the great white huntress sold the plane on ebay for a profit, now the first dude is winning the iditerod twice-

next sarah will have dismantled the bridge to nowhere with her bare hands or some dumb shit

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mycritters2  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 12:57 PM
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5. I thought he raced a snow machine--whatever the hell that is.

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zbdent  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 01:01 PM
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8. Snow machine is what they refer to snowmobiles in the Upper 1
   
Snowmobiles in the Lower 49 ... you know, the "Other America" that the Palins want nothing to do with ... unless it's as customers for their oil ...

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Feeney2  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 01:02 PM
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9. It's the manly term for snowmobile

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mycritters2  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 01:07 PM
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12. Don't they speak English up there in Seward's Folly?

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tularetom  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 12:59 PM
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6. If he won a dog sled race I might respect him
   
What he won was a snowmobile race. An ATV on skis. A frozen jet ski. The kind of thing that, when you buy one, your IQ goes down by 30 points.

Hmmm.  One suspects the toolarrytom primitive is jealous because Todd Palin has a snow machine, and the toolarrytom primitive doesn't.  The old green-eyed monster thing, again.

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Justyce  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 01:01 PM
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7. That's the kind of shit that seems to be working on the uninformed voters. A lady I know who is kind of an independent (but I've always been able to inform her & convince her to vote Dem so far) told me that she liked that McCain is really independent & that she thinks Sarah is really regular & likes that. :eyes: I have my work cut out for me this round.

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gatorboy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 01:08 PM
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13. He probably did.
   
And it will probably help. Because, quite frankly, nothing surprises me in this election anymore.

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Obama_for_our_future  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-08-08 01:11 PM
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14. And because the entire Palin family had to sleep inside of a dressed-out Caribou to stay warm once?

Hmmm.  The primitives seem to be busting their asses to throw away the potential Alaska vote for the Big Zero.
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