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Offline CC27

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While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« on: Today at 09:02:45 AM »
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While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...

…the receptionist asked me how I was.

Fine, though I was watching the latest British news with some fascination. She gave me a crooked smile and said in a low voice, “Yeah, but nothing ever comes of it.”

I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”

She completely understood.

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I have no clue what this idiot is talking about
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #1 on: Today at 09:22:33 AM »
Scottish, you say...
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #2 on: Today at 09:24:18 AM »
Yeah, I don't either so I reverted to my old fictional spirit-guide training...

Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #3 on: Today at 09:28:05 AM »
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I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”

3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #4 on: Today at 09:40:52 AM »
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I mentioned that most Americans would say they don’t have a “horse in the race” regarding British royalty issues. But in this case, 3/4 of them are begging the Brits to “P.L.E.A.S.E. H.E.L.P. U.S.”

3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?

Maybe to keep haggis and mushy peas from being imported into the US?
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #5 on: Today at 09:53:53 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on Today at 09:24:18 AM
Yeah, I don't either so I reverted to my old fictional spirit-guide training...

Since this is a DUer, it's a lie and drugs or alcohol are likely involved. With that in mind, I'd say that the stollen DUmbAss got falling down drunk in a bar (office) while drinking cheap Scotch mixed with Dr Pepper (Scottish doctor) to the point it had its head flat on the bar. The bartender (receptionist) was concerned enough to ask if the DUmbAss was okay. The rest of the rambling mess was just hallucinated and/or made up in the stollen DUer's empty head in a weird attempt to get some DU street cred.

High five
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #6 on: Today at 09:56:12 AM »


.....and then William Wallace jumped out of the bushes
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #7 on: Today at 11:16:41 AM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on Today at 09:28:05 AM
3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?

Islamifying the country as quickly as possible and jailing people for unwoke social media posts.
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #8 on: Today at 12:59:03 PM »
Was the doctors name Doctor Williethegroundskeeper?

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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #9 on: Today at 01:56:45 PM »
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3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?

Another number pulled out of a DUer's nether regions. Over half of Americans voted for Trump, and more than half are happy with the way things are going.
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #10 on: Today at 03:44:48 PM »
 If it's not scottish it's crap!   :-)
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #11 on: Today at 04:16:30 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on Today at 09:02:45 AM
I have no clue what this idiot is talking about

nrither does he!! :thatsright: :lmao: :loser:
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #12 on: Today at 04:19:32 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on Today at 09:40:52 AM
3/4 of Americans are are begging the Brits to help them with... what?


Maybe to keep haggis and mushy peas from being imported into the US?

That's definitly some nasty stuff :thatsright:
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #13 on: Today at 04:35:51 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on Today at 01:56:45 PM
Another number pulled out of a DUer's nether regions. Over half of Americans voted for Trump, and more than half are happy with the way things are going.

Of course. We don't need the Brits to 'save' us from election security, immigration control, and all that stuff.
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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #14 on: Today at 04:42:19 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on Today at 01:56:45 PM
Another number pulled out of a DUer's nether regions. Over half of Americans voted for Trump, and more than half are happy with the way things are going.

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Re: While in a Scottish doctor's office yesterday...
« Reply #15 on: Today at 04:56:24 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on Today at 09:02:45 AM
I have no clue what this idiot is talking about

I couldn't make heads or tails of it either. Probably would take someone in the NSA to figure it out.
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