I didn't whine, I just changed the channel to Fox News and hid the remote in the rafters.
I went and pinched a loaf. I was more disappointed by the dull game than what was on TV. 95% of TV is weirdo freaks prancing around huffing about butt sex and drug use anyway - not like the halftime show was new or surprising. And in any event it wasn't all that long ago when the DUmmies spent Super Sunday preaching about how KKKorporate the game was and how it's just "bread and circuses" for knuckledraggers like us. Now, suddenly, they put feathers on a nancyboy, give him a mike, and tell him to ululate in spanglish, and it's a canonical cultural moment. Yeah, right.
I'm sorry my loaf-pinching wasn't televised; it could have given Bad Bunny some competition.