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One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
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One of my BILs told me that his neighbor

told him on Sunday that his wife demanded that they cancel FOX News or she was leaving. Their coverage of Minnesota was her last straw.
The dam is breaking.

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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #1 on: Today at 08:17:34 AM »
Why didn't she just hide the remote?  ::)
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #2 on: Today at 08:45:40 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on Today at 08:17:34 AM
Why didn't she just hide the remote?  ::)

Because it's already been done and DUmp'Rats prefer to be unique and original and ...and ...and :confused:

Good question, actually.  :-)
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #3 on: Today at 08:56:31 AM »


     Someone she doesn't know, in a place she isn't, told someone she's not related to that yet another person would prefer that the television channel be changed.

     Well, I'm sold. This is the clearest indication yet that the Second Civil War has begun. I had my suspicions: my neighbor's yard guy told my pool guy that his second cousin was standing behind someone in a Staten Island bodega who said aloud, "Trump is not a good person," and that alone made me run out to replenish my .45 ACP ammo, and along with that I laid in about 6 months worth of MREs. But THIS from Malaise, who's in a country only a few hundred miles from one of the extreme points of the US? Geez. Sack up, folks. It's ON.
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #4 on: Today at 08:58:58 AM »
Fox News is carried by cable/satellite/Internet in Jamaica?

Hopefully the BIL fully realizes and feels his and his wife's impotence. :loser:  :tongue:
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #5 on: Today at 09:01:16 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on Today at 08:58:58 AM
Fox News is carried by cable/satellite/Internet in Jamaica?

Hopefully the BIL fully realizes and feels his and his wife's impotence. :loser:  :tongue:


     Did you read what she said???? Someone wants the channel changed! Damn it, man: PRESERVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY. Buy nonperishables and store water. The reckoning has arrived!
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #6 on: Today at 09:09:04 AM »
how do you cancel a specific channel on a programming package that you pay for?

And if the BIL's neighbor's wife wins and they do actually cancel FOX, how will this affect Trump's re-election bid in 2028?
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #7 on: Today at 09:13:21 AM »
BTW, I'm 99.999% sure that unless they are paying for Fox News individually as a "premium channel", they cannot simply cancel Fox News alone. And if Fox News is part of their "basic" package ...

IOW, either BIL's neighbor's wife's dog's cat's rat is ignorant, or this is drunken :bouncy:-fiction from mal. Or both, :-) .
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #8 on: Today at 11:08:09 AM »
“The dam is breaking”?

Because someone no longer wants to watch Fox News? :thatsright:
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #9 on: Today at 11:09:48 AM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on Today at 11:08:09 AM
“The dam is breaking”?



     Malaise was probably referring to her pants.
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #10 on: Today at 02:54:07 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on Today at 11:08:09 AM
“The dam is breaking”?

Because someone no longer wants to watch Fox News? :thatsright:

Fox News has magical powers. With only four million viewers, The DUmp would have you believe that Fox somehow convinced 77 million people to vote for Trump.
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #11 on: Today at 03:02:06 PM »
Quote from: SVPete on Today at 08:58:58 AM
Fox News is carried by cable/satellite/Internet in Jamaica?

Hopefully the BIL fully realizes and feels his and his wife's impotence. :loser:  :tongue:

And how does that affect the USA? That drunken Voodoo queen needs to lay of the Bacardi.
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #12 on: Today at 04:21:01 PM »
My dog told me that the neighbor's cat told the neighbor that he was sick and tired of the CNN lies and was surprised that the neighbor was stupid enough to believe them. The cat then told the neighbor if CNN wasn't canceled and replaced with Fox for 24/7 that he (the cat) was going to get his squeaky toy and travel to a less stupid domicile. My dog swears that it's the truth.
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Re: One of my BILs told me that his neighbor
« Reply #13 on: Today at 05:27:28 PM »
"The dam is breaking". Is that the new "tide is turning", "this has legs", "Rubic's Cube's been crossed", etc?
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