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There were two men in black at my front door this morning.

I could see them through my ring camera. They rang the doorbell and knocked. My dog went crazy, as he is supposed to. I had no idea who it was but I was apprehensive. I was not expecting anyone. They rang the doorbell and knocked again.

Finally I went to the door and opened it a few inches. Dog is still raging at them. The guy starts with "We're not selling anything"- and I answer "Who are you?" "We're with JW". I said "I'm not interested" and closed the door.

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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #1 on: Today at 08:09:50 AM »
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Finally I went to the door and opened it a few inches. Dog is still raging at them. The guy starts with "We're not selling anything"- and I answer "Who are you?" "We're with JW". I said "I'm not interested" and closed the door.

 :rotf: That was my first thought when I heard it was two men knocking at milestogo's front door. milestogo's Trump-Hatred and paranoia (and maybe recreational chemicals?) took him to an utterly wrong ASSumption. Unsurprisingly. :rotf:  :loser:

I have a couple pair of black jeans, a black polo or two, and a black hoodie. Should I figure out if any Trump-Haters live near me so I could avoid or trigger them? :tongue:
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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #2 on: Today at 08:32:41 AM »
nilestogo is lying. They were wearing white coats and had a straightjacket.

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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #3 on: Today at 08:37:22 AM »
My first thought was JW, or maybe Mormons, or someone selling windows.
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Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
« Reply #4 on: Today at 08:49:23 AM »
Pfft. Men in Black is so '90s.