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Offline BEG

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New Product....
« on: September 17, 2008, 10:21:41 AM »
That will horrify a "certain someone".

That delicious chemical lube that I love so much, Cool Whip now comes in a can.  :-)




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Re: New Product....
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 10:58:30 AM »
Oooohhhhh

does it come in Cool Whip light?
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Re: New Product....
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2008, 11:42:36 AM »
What about French Vanilla ?

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Re: New Product....
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2008, 11:56:01 AM »
That will horrify a "certain someone".

That delicious chemical lube that I love so much, Cool Whip now comes in a can.  :-)





Wow the can is even the right shape and size for uptight people to experience the full joys of coolwhip and maybe finally relax a little.

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Re: New Product....
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2008, 12:27:55 PM »
That will horrify a "certain someone".

That delicious chemical lube that I love so much, Cool Whip now comes in a can.  :-)




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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2008, 12:33:56 PM »
Multi-usage????? :evillaugh:
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Re: New Product....
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2008, 01:48:31 PM »
Good God I was thinking the same things as the men here...I am officially a perv :banghead: :-)


I think someone should send her a can as a gift. The holidays are approaching after all...lot's of 'salads' to be made. :uhsure:

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2008, 02:03:12 PM »
Good God I was thinking the same things as the men here...I am officially a perv :banghead: :-)


I think someone should send her a can as a gift. The holidays are approaching after all...lot's of 'salads' to be made. :uhsure:

You aren't a Perv.

That has got to be the most phallic product that I have ever seen.

It looks like it was designed for Sigmund Frued's cheesecake.




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Re: New Product....
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 02:04:13 PM »
Good God I was thinking the same things as the men here...I am officially a perv :banghead: :-)


I think someone should send her a can as a gift. The holidays are approaching after all...lot's of 'salads' to be made. :uhsure:

You aren't a Perv.

That has got to be the most phallic product that I have ever seen.

It looks like it was designed for Sigmund Frued's cheesecake.

Something tells me the makers of Cool Whip might have a design change at some point! LOL

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Re: New Product....
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2008, 04:01:14 PM »
Oh my......

a lovely little jar of chocolate fudge syrup would make a nice accompaniment...... :naughty:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: New Product....
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2008, 04:02:37 PM »
Oh my......

a lovely little jar of chocolate fudge syrup would make a nice accompaniment...... :naughty:

You guys are killing me.

I can have a little bit of that kind of stuff, but just a little.  I do not dare buy the ingredients.

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Re: New Product....
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2008, 04:07:34 PM »
Oh my......

a lovely little jar of chocolate fudge syrup would make a nice accompaniment...... :naughty:

You guys are killing me.

I can have a little bit of that kind of stuff, but just a little.  I do not dare buy the ingredients.




Free.....chocolate is the base of my food pyramid. It is a daily requirement in my diet, particularly M&M's.
It helps keep me nice and calm.....

me before chocolate.... :hyper:

me after chocolate....  :yawn:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: New Product....
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2008, 04:11:36 PM »
Oh my......

a lovely little jar of chocolate fudge syrup would make a nice accompaniment...... :naughty:

You guys are killing me.

I can have a little bit of that kind of stuff, but just a little.  I do not dare buy the ingredients.




Free.....chocolate is the base of my food pyramid. It is a daily requirement in my diet, particularly M&M's.
It helps keep me nice and calm.....

me before chocolate.... :hyper:

me after chocolate....  :yawn:

I don't understand -- I don't really speak "smilie."
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Re: New Product....
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2008, 04:48:07 PM »
Cool whip in a thread....LOL!

And that can!  I don't know how that got out of product design. 
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Re: New Product....
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2008, 04:51:06 PM »


I can't believe that design is new to you. We have had them for years here, strange we are usually behind on that sort of thing.

BTW, does anyone have a nice Thanksgiving salad recipe?   :uhsure:



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Re: New Product....
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2008, 04:52:54 PM »


I can't believe that design is new to you. We have had them for years here, strange we are usually behind on that sort of thing.

BTW, does anyone have a nice Thanksgiving salad recipe?   :uhsure:


I love some cool whip with pie.   :-)
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« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2008, 05:23:53 PM »


I can't believe that design is new to you. We have had them for years here, strange we are usually behind on that sort of thing.

BTW, does anyone have a nice Thanksgiving salad recipe?   :uhsure:

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Re: New Product....
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2008, 05:58:49 PM »
Cool Whip! :-)

I bought some of this tasty goodness not long ago. It really does make everything taste better. Especially jello.
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Re: New Product....
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2008, 07:13:40 PM »
This is the only thing that Cool Whip is good for....

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LEMON ICEBOX PIE - The Quick Way   

1 sm. can frozen lemonade
1 prepared graham cracker crust
1 sm. Cool Whip
1 can Eagle Brand milk

Pour Eagle Brand milk into bowl, add frozen lemonade and stir until thoroughly mixed. Fold in Cool Whip and pour into prepared crust and chill.



Give it a try, easy and quick to make, and delicious.

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Re: New Product....
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2008, 07:19:02 PM »
Next up: mock apple pie with Ritz Crackers

;) :)
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Re: New Product....
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2008, 07:29:44 PM »
That looks easy.  I like easy.  :yum:

I have a similar recipe for cheesecake bars.  A cup of sugar whipped into a pound of cream cheese, spread between two layers of crescent roll dough.  Bake and cut into squares. 
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