I sleep well at night,
Being passed out drunk doesn't count.
I'm not loathed by most of the nation and the world
Don't be so sure.
my friends aren't turning on me
You don't have friends. You have acquaintences and associates and family who you'd turn your back on in a hot second if they dared to think differently than you do and say it aloud.
I don't get my jollies grave dancing the dead
No of course not, you just belong to a political party and a discussion board where basically everyone else does.

Imagining dating my daughter publicly or commenting publicly on her breasts,
Now you're just making shit up.
I don't throw catsup on the walls
No, you fling poo like you're doing now.
my wife isn't a former escort/nude model,
I doubt very much you even know what your wife was or wasn't before she was your wife, and I doubt it even more that you'd have the stones for it to matter.
I have no need to tear up the architectural legacy of the nations capital
I'm sure you objected to obozos basketball court.

I don't cheat the contractors I hire
We don't know that.
I pay my fair share of taxes,
Why aren't you paying more than your fair share like you want so many others to?
I'm a veteran ....
Sure you are.
I am doing so much better than that asshole who started out rich and stole his nieces and nephews inheritance, who cut off the health insurance to his incurably ill nephew.
Like Reagan said, its not that they're ignorant, its that they know so much that isn't so.