primitives try a funny; flop

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4014004

Oh my.

Bornaginhooligan  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 03:30 PM
Original message

McCain campaign claims to have invented corn.
   
Nebraska- Hoping to shore up numbers in the corn belt, and continuing the theme claiming to have been responsible for the invention of several food products, the McCain campaign today took credit for the invention of corn. "We did it by hybridizing several species of wild corn," McCain said, "that really didn't resemble modern corn much at all. Then we'd offer some of the corn to Chac to ensure bountiful harvests next year."

"We called it 'maize,'" the senator added.

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 03:32 PM
Response to Original message

1. Did he say that after using the bathroom?

Dollface  (660 posts) Tue Sep-16-08 03:35 PM
Response to Reply #1

2. It would have had to have been before while he was still full of it.

Xipe Totec  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 03:38 PM
Response to Reply #1

3. He invented toilet paper too   
   
well, corncobs, actually, but the principle is the same.

11 Bravo  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 03:45 PM
Response to Reply #3

6. Necessity is the mother of invention, and he is, after all, seriously full of shit.

LiberalFighter  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 03:45 PM
Response to Reply #1

7. Wide stance?

Double T  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 03:42 PM
Response to Original message

4. How many reincarnations ago John?
   
Next John will be telling US he has nine lives.

mmonk  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 03:42 PM
Response to Original message

5. He was just reminiscing.

Hmmm.  I thought John McCain was in New Hampshire this week.

No need for John McCain or his running mate to come here to Nebraska; the only question remaining here is, is the Big Zero going to fall below the vote totals garnered by the Incompetent One in 1976 and 1980?

[GOBUCKS]

The DUmmies are still upset about Algore's stupid internet claim. Along with his silly sighs during the debate, and his "alpha male"/"earthtones" advice, he revealed himself as an absurd, pompous character. Kind of like a sober William Rivers Pitt.

At the time, we thought it was a cariacature, but he has since proven it to be a true picture. Thank God for Elian Gonzalez!

[mamacags]

One of McCain's campaign aids yesterday told reporters that McCain helped invent the Blackberry.  He was supposedly joking but what a lame joke.  Anyway, I believe that is what they are talking about.  http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10043126-38.html

John McCain doesn't use e-mail. So it was downright odd to see one of his aides hold up a BlackBerry on Tuesday and claim that the Arizona senator somehow deserves credit for its existence.

"He did this," economic policy adviser Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters, referring to a BlackBerry, according to a report on Politico.com. "Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce Committee. So you're looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that's what he did."

[jukin]

Another nail in the concept that liberal..communists are funny.