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Offline Texacon

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So this just happened
« on: Today at 06:41:23 AM »
https://democraticunderground.com/100220665631


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TlalocW (15,662 posts)

Mon Sep 22, 2025, 04:10 PM
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So this just happened
I was at the little restaurant in my grocery store eating abd scrolling when a man in his 60s came up to me.

Him: Reading the news?
Me (assuming he's normal): Some. Looking at messages, etc.
Him: Saw where they took Biden to the hospital?
Me (once again assuming he's normal): Oh? I knew his cancer numbers weren't good. Did something happen?
Him: No, he just couldn't stop Putin (pootin')
Me (taking a second to try and get the joke as it's just a bad play on words): Why don't you **** off?
Him: You've got a nasty mouth.
Me: Aw, widdle MAGA bitchboy don't wike it? (pretending to rub my eyes)

He just stares at me angry then walks away.


Uhm ... No, this never happened.


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4. I carry pepper spray. I use the "Uncle Leo" excuse --- "I'm old"

Reply to TlalocW (Original post)
Mon Sep 22, 2025, 04:30 PM

The threat should be enough.
Like your attitude!!


Let's say the OP's statement is true, this person thinks it's ok to pepper spray someone who made a bad joke.  Wow.


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5. Have two or more witnesses when you spray

Reply to usonian (Reply #4)
Mon Sep 22, 2025, 04:43 PM

-Just in case the incident goes to court. Bear spray works better.


And this one thinks it's not only ok, but you should use bear spray ... inside a building, because someone told a bad joke.  Could you imagine trying to defend any of that in court?


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Mon Sep 22, 2025, 05:50 PM

I am so fed up with this garbage that I would reach out and grab his throat until he squeaked.

I would say he assaulted me, which he did by invading 'your' space!

I am done. Every trumper is a threat and I will deal with it accordingly.

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I think that would be a really bad idea, for many reasons.  And you people have a hard time believing it is your side doing the shooting?! 

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Re: So this just happened
« Reply #1 on: Today at 07:29:38 AM »
If this happened - very unlikely - something pertinent is omitted from the :bouncy: . Speaking from experience, Boomers are not generally in the habit of walking up to total strangers and making derogatory political jokes. IOW, ff this happened, the Boomer knew this DU-member or the DU-member displayed in some obvious and obnoxious way his politics.

But fake :bouncy: is more likely.
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Re: So this just happened
« Reply #2 on: Today at 07:54:34 AM »
They continue to display the exact reason Charlie Kirk was assassinated.  Violence is their only go to because they can't answer to logic and facts, no matter how intelligent they think they are.

Can't answer the question, kill the questioner.

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Re: So this just happened
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Re: So this just happened
« Reply #4 on: Today at 12:41:29 PM »
This happened on the 12th of never.
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Re: So this just happened
« Reply #5 on: Today at 02:39:34 PM »
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So this just happened

only as a masturbatory fantasy in your mind late at night
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Re: So this just happened
« Reply #6 on: Today at 03:06:37 PM »
Well considering that using pepper spray could be called an assault on someone if they didn't present any threat to you, I would say that is a bad idea like it has been pointed out. It could be really bad if the person you sprayed had something like Asma or COPD or something like that and it ended with them needed medical treatment. If cops need to be trained to use pepper spry then you might want to look into why it has to be that they have to take classes on it. That bear spray would only make it worse for you in court.
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Re: So this just happened
« Reply #7 on: Today at 03:33:26 PM »
FINALLY! A fabricate Bouncy Tale with the proper start: "so". While the fairy tale itself was extremely weak and poor, I do have to admit that I liked how the DUmmie pretended that it happened in a restaurant in a grocery store. The DUmbAss really should have had a cop jump out of some bushes. Or even from behind the counter that had Bush's Baked Beans. He also should have added some cheering onlookers.
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Re: So this just happened
« Reply #8 on: Today at 03:43:42 PM »
Nah, Jimbo doesn't look that approachable to me:

https://www.beenverified.com/people/james-wiske/
https://www.facebook.com/jwiske



 :mental:
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 :lmao:

He looks like a villain in a cartoon!

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