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Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« on: September 16, 2008, 11:53:04 AM »
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CNN) — It appears Barack Obama's teleprompter is hitting the campaign trail.

The Democratic presidential nominee has never tried to hide the fact he delivers speeches off the device, though normally he doesn't use one at standard campaign rallies and town hall events.

But the Illinois senator used a teleprompter at both his Colorado events Monday — making for a particularly peculiar scene in Pueblo, where the prompter was set up in the middle of what is normally a rodeo ring.

photo at link http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/15/obamas-teleprompter-hits-the-trail/

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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 11:56:24 AM »
Parlays well with Biden saying Obama is too smart for middle America.
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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 11:57:45 AM »
I should have clarified - the gaffe reduction device being deployed in this case ISN'T duct tape on Biden's mouth. :-)
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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 11:58:36 AM »

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Duct tape would probably be more effective, and MUCH more reliable.
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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2008, 01:44:00 PM »
Duct tape would probably be more effective, and MUCH more reliable.

.. They need to remember to apply it to his ass, as he is just as likely to talk out of it as his mouth.

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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2008, 02:43:01 PM »

pretty damned hypocritical, considering that the first verdict on Sarah Palin out of the mouths of the obama surrogates in his campaign and those on the MSM were something along the lines of "she reads a speech off a teleprompter very well".


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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2008, 02:51:50 PM »

pretty damned hypocritical, considering that the first verdict on Sarah Palin out of the mouths of the obama surrogates in his campaign and those on the MSM were something along the lines of "she reads a speech off a teleprompter very well".



Considering she spent at least half of her convention speech WITHOUT benefit of teleprompter, she does pretty good speaking like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING as well.
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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2008, 07:39:50 PM »
I saw this earlier (damn work firewall has me blocked during the day now).

This is a notorious first.
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?

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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2008, 07:44:02 PM »
I saw this earlier (damn work firewall has me blocked during the day now).

This is a notorious first.

why would anyone's work firewall bother with blocking us?  I wonder what their motivation was . . .

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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2008, 07:48:21 PM »
I saw this earlier (damn work firewall has me blocked during the day now).

This is a notorious first.

why would anyone's work firewall bother with blocking us?  I wonder what their motivation was . . .


keep me from goofing off ?  ****ers !
My fellow Americans, there is nothing audacious about hope. Hope is what makes people buy lottery tickets instead of paying the bills. Hope is for the old gals feeding the slots in Atlantic City. It destroys the inner-city kid who quits school because he hopes he'll be a world-famous recording artist.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?

One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.

The other kills her own food.

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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2008, 07:58:38 PM »
I saw this earlier (damn work firewall has me blocked during the day now).

This is a notorious first.

why would anyone's work firewall bother with blocking us?  I wonder what their motivation was . . .


keep me from goofing off ?  ****ers !

ok, my question wasn't very well phrased.  :rotf:  my point is that we really haven't been around very long.  I doubt that we are showing up on nation wide time wasting site lists . . . the guy in the next office must be a lib, and ratted you out. :-)

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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2008, 08:01:17 PM »
I saw this earlier (damn work firewall has me blocked during the day now).

This is a notorious first.

why would anyone's work firewall bother with blocking us?  I wonder what their motivation was . . .


keep me from goofing off ?  ****ers !

ok, my question wasn't very well phrased.  :rotf:  my point is that we really haven't been around very long.  I doubt that we are showing up on nation wide time wasting site lists . . . the guy in the next office must be a lib, and ratted you out. :-)




maybe but probably more of a general filter as oposed to anything speciic.
My fellow Americans, there is nothing audacious about hope. Hope is what makes people buy lottery tickets instead of paying the bills. Hope is for the old gals feeding the slots in Atlantic City. It destroys the inner-city kid who quits school because he hopes he'll be a world-famous recording artist.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and Barack Obama?

One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.

The other kills her own food.

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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2008, 08:03:53 PM »
I saw this earlier (damn work firewall has me blocked during the day now).

This is a notorious first.

why would anyone's work firewall bother with blocking us?  I wonder what their motivation was . . .


keep me from goofing off ?  ****ers !

ok, my question wasn't very well phrased.  :rotf:  my point is that we really haven't been around very long.  I doubt that we are showing up on nation wide time wasting site lists . . . the guy in the next office must be a lib, and ratted you out. :-)


maybe but probably more of a general filter as oposed to anything speciic.

I'm flattered, in an odd sort of way, if we are already getting blocked by general firewall filters.

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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2008, 08:15:43 PM »
That teleprompter will definetly come in handy during the presidential debates ......oh wait... :evillaugh:

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Re: Gaffe Reduction Device to be Deployed by Obama Campaign
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2008, 08:55:47 PM »
the comments over at the link are hillarious (or disgusting, depending on your mood)...the way they defend the Obamessiah is , well, hillarious or disgusting.