After my first,
why-would-anyone-voluntarily-use-steroids sleep in a couple of weeks, starting light:
Jim Jordan Gave the Most Epic Eyeroll in Congressional Historyhttps://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/09/17/jim-jordan-gave-the-most-epic-eyeroll-in-congressional-history-n4943834If there was ever a moment that captured just how unserious House Democrats are, it came during Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s bizarre tirade against FBI Director Kash Patel during this week’s Judiciary Committee hearing. If you watched it, you may have thought you were watching an SNL skit, save for the fact that it was actually funny to watch.
For several minutes, Crockett unleashed a rambling, incoherent monologue that made her sound more like an unhinged teenager than a sitting member of Congress. She accused Patel of being “the least qualified FBI director in history,” bizarrely claimed only “white supremacists” feel safe in America, and even managed to suggest that the FBI under Patel is little more than a reality show sideshow. Patel calmly interjected when she flat-out lied about his résumé—correcting her with a firm “that’s false”—but Crockett barreled ahead, uninterested in facts or reality, just her usual grandstanding behind those hideous glasses she was wearing.
At one point, she bizarrely tied Patel’s leadership to Republicans receiving death threats during the speaker’s race, as if he were somehow responsible. It was nonsense on top of nonsense, layered with sanctimony and victimhood politics. By the time she was ranting about HBCUs and “The Apprentice,” it was painfully obvious she wasn’t engaging in oversight—she was performing.
But, the funniest part wasn’t merely her absurd rambling. It was watching Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio), the chairman of the committee, reacting to her yapping like a lunatic. At one point, he literally rolled his eyes and was tapping like he was just anxiously awaiting for the fingernails scratching the chalkboard to stop.
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When Jordan spoke, his reaction was priceless.
“Does the gentleman would like to respond to… any of that?” he asked. His disdain for Crockett’s nonsense was so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Though Patel didn’t choose to respond, Jordan did.
“Well, I mean, I'll respond,” he said. He then coolly dismantled her smear by laying out Patel’s extensive credentials: public defender, prosecutor, senior congressional staffer, senior national security official, Department of Defense chief of staff, and now FBI director. In other words, the very opposite of “unqualified.”
It's good that Jordan set out Patel's IRL qualifications. Even in W'pedia's bio it's clear that Patel is impressive, education and breadth/depth of experience. One thing I did not realize that that bio mentioned is that Patel was born in the US to immigrant parents, who had fled racial oppression in, IIRC, Uganda. They came to the US legally, BTW.