Author Topic: Breaking news! Picture of Texas Democrats leaving the state has surfaced......  (Read 67 times)

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More news on the Texas Democrats fleeing the state. Apparently there's a song tied to their running away. I can't give you the audio but I do have the lyrics of said song:

Brave Texas Democrats ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
They bravely turned their tails and fled.
Yes, brave Texas Democrats turned about
And gallantly they chickened out.
Bravely taking to their feet
They beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Texas Democrats!


And later, as Texas Democrats rejoin their leaders in Illinois:

They are packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely they are throwing in the sponge...
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What makes a good soldier? The ability to fire 3 rounds a minute in any weather. - Major Richard Sharpe

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