DUmmy NYC_SKP Offers Jobs To Dummies (Seriously!)

[GOBUCKS]

A call to action goes out to the Cheetos Brigade of the Democrat Underground Activist Corps! The Obamessiah needs you! Paid positions! Long hours! Serious work and responsibility! DUAC! DUAC!

NYC_SKP  (1000+ posts)       Mon Sep-15-08 11:02 PM
Original message
OHIO: Paid positions available with Ohio Campaign for Change. Interested?
(crossposted in GD-P)

This came to me through the my local Obama contacts in California

If you are interested and honestly can commit yourself to these long hours, please send me a pm.

I do not know what the rate of pay is, and I hope that wouldn't matter too much. These positions are paid positions, which means serious work and responsibilities.

The Ohio Campaign for Change is hiring immediately for positions in the Ohio Vote Corps

OVC Objectives:
- Running a targeted, efficient GOTV operation
- Street Team action aiming to generate earned media while educating Ohioans about early voting
- Building crowds for campaign events
- Pushing early voting

This is a 7 day per week, 14 hours per day job. It starts, at the latest, September 22nd. There are limited spaces and we're hiring ASAP.

OVC members must be willing to canvass for many hours at a time, phone bank, knock on doors in tough neighborhoods, and travel anywhere in Ohio. Bringing one's own car is not a job requirement, but is extremely desirable.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4009552
With all those magic words, is it any shock that the response from the DUmmies is......(crickets):

ThruTheLookingGlass  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-15-08 11:03 PM
Response to Original message
1. I wish I could, but here's a kick because I know there are some great people out there...nt

Response to Reply #1 thecrow  (1000+ posts)       Mon Sep-15-08 11:05 PM
Response to Original message
2. I'm not able to go, but here's a rec
 and a kick

3. Thanks, there's got to be someone... nt

No one yet. DUAC....DUac....duac....du


 

[jukin]

I think we have mole outing, mole outing.

[JohnnyReb]

14 hours a day, 7 days a week ???? Unknown rate of pay ???? Where's the union ????

Hell, ain't no DUmmie going to do that. That's to much like being self-employed.

[Chris_]

Part of me wishes I lived in Ohio so I could take part in this. I've always wanted to find out how to get the dead to vote. With this opportunity you'd probably learn that PLUS get paid.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

NYC_SKP  (1000+ posts)       Mon Sep-15-08 11:02 PM
Original message
OHIO: Paid positions available with Ohio Campaign for Change. Interested?
(crossposted in GD-P)

This came to me through the my local Obama contacts in California

If you are interested and honestly can commit yourself to these long hours, please send me a pm.

I do not know what the rate of pay is, and I hope that wouldn't matter too much. These positions are paid positions, which means serious work and responsibilities.

The Ohio Campaign for Change is hiring immediately for positions in the Ohio Vote Corps

OVC Objectives:
- Running a targeted, efficient GOTV operation
- Street Team action aiming to generate earned media while educating Ohioans about early voting
- Building crowds for campaign events
- Pushing early voting

This is a 7 day per week, 14 hours per day job. It starts, at the latest, September 22nd. There are limited spaces and we're hiring ASAP.

OVC members must be willing to canvass for many hours at a time, phone bank, knock on doors in tough neighborhoods, and travel anywhere in Ohio. Bringing one's own car is not a job requirement, but is extremely desirable.
http://www.democraticunde...l&address=389x4009552
With all those magic words, is it any shock that the response from the DUmmies is......(crickets):

WORK? ARGHHHHHH! TAKE IT AWAY!,TAKE IT AWAY! {dummie mode off} Boy they ran for the hills when he mentioned work!

[DumbAss Tanker]

For 98+ hours a week at what will probably prove to be less than minimum wage, the job would have to include free blowjobs to attract anyone but fanatics.  Or possibly unemployed scammers fired by ACORN.

[Ralph Wiggum]

...knock on doors  in tough neighborhoods...

Some veiled racism?