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Happy Juneteenth, DUmmies!
« on: June 19, 2025, 08:38:25 AM »
It celebrates the day that word finally filtered out to slaves in Texas that the Republicans freed the Democrat slaves.

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Re: Happy Juneteenth, DUmmies!
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2025, 09:02:32 AM »
It was the culmination of what Lincoln started on January 1, 1863 and sealed on December 6, 1865. Do some DU-folk need the significance of those two dates explained?
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Re: Happy Juneteenth, DUmmies!
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2025, 09:18:56 AM »

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Re: Happy Juneteenth, DUmmies!
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2025, 09:20:57 AM »
It’s doesn’t really do any good to point that out to them. They’ll just claim that the parties switched. They're idiots and dishonest.
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Re: Happy Juneteenth, DUmmies!
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2025, 10:48:53 AM »
It’s doesn’t really do any good to point that out to them. They’ll just claim that the parties switched. They're idiots and dishonest.

Agreed. But I like to drop some truth bombs in case a loony lib is lurking (Hi Rockhead and PCJanitor!!!)

Juneteenth: Dems’ Holiday to Claim They Weren’t the Racists



Today is Juneteenth, a “holiday” that Democrats love to celebrate by screaming about how Americans used to be racist — without admitting that it was Democrat Americans who were the worst racists.

On June 19, 1865, federal troops freed slaves in Galveston, Texas, though actually slavery had not been abolished altogether yet, as it would be by the 13th Amendment. It is thus a mystifying holiday on the national level to begin with. The reason Democrats like to make a big deal out of Juneteenth nationally now is because they want to pretend their party was not responsible for perpetuating, defending, and praising slavery and racist laws. So let’s look at just a few racist and pro-slavery quotes from Democrats over the years, shall we?

John Calhoun, a 19th century Democrat politician who held the offices of senator, secretary of state, and vice president among others, delivered the infamous slavery as a “positive good" speech in 1837. He made the false contention that a society couldn't be prosperous without slavery (America has since proved him wrong) and sneeringly asserted Africans are naturally inferior.

Calhoun’s fellow Democrat politician Jefferson Davis declared, “African slavery, as it exists in the United States, is a moral, a social, and a political blessing.” Davis was later the Confederate president and war criminal responsible for the Confederate policy that he eventually signed into law requiring the execution or enslavement of black Union troops, their white officers, and black civilians. Such a proud history the Democrat Party has!

Speaking of which, who could forget what Democrat President Woodrow Wilson wrote: “The white men were roused by a mere instinct of self-preservation—until at last there had sprung into existence a great Ku Klux Klan, a veritable empire of the South, to protect the Southern country.” Black people are an “ignorant and inferior race,” he argued. Then there’s this quote, attributed to Lyndon B. Johnson, who worked to destroy the nuclear black family via welfare incentives, “I’ll have those n**gers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.”

Of course, Democrats have also been racist against Native American Indians, for all their shrieking about “stolen land” now. For instance, the first Democrat president, Andrew Jackson, defended his Indian Removal policy that led to the deadly and infamous “Trail of Tears” by saying, “It will place a dense and civilized population in large tracts of country now occupied by a few savage hunters.” It is worth noting that the president with the most personally cordial Indian relations was Republican U.S. Grant, while the first Native American Indian vice president was Republican Charles Curtis.

Democrats were prejudiced against Asians, too. Whining about the “race problem” of Asian immigration, Woodrow Wilson sneered, “In the matter of Chinese and Japanese coolie immigration, I stand for the national policy of exclusion. We cannot make a homogenous population out of people who do not blend with the Caucasian race.”

Democrat Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who locked up Japanese, Italian, and German Americans in camps while he was president during World War II, railed in the 1920s, “Anyone who has traveled in the Far East knows that the mingling of Asiatic blood with European or American blood produces, in nine cases out of ten, the most unfortunate results.”

So this Juneteenth, when you see Democrat politicians pontificating about slavery and racism, remind them that they are members of the party most responsible for the evil they condemn.

https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2025/06/19/juneteenth-dems-propaganda-holiday-to-claim-they-werent-the-racists-n4940935
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Re: Happy Juneteenth, DUmmies!
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2025, 10:55:28 AM »
Agreed. But I like to drop some truth bombs in case a loony lib is lurking (Hi Rockhead and PCJanitor!!!)

Juneteenth: Dems’ Holiday to Claim They Weren’t the Racists



Today is Juneteenth, a “holiday” that Democrats love to celebrate by screaming about how Americans used to be racist — without admitting that it was Democrat Americans who were the worst racists.

And still are.

I've tried pointing out that during the late 1800s the Democrats wanted to keep slavery in effect because the blacks were too ignorant or stupid or whatever to function among the white man. Today's Democrats claim that the blacks need special treatment because they are too ignorant or stupid or whatever to even get an ID. They haven't really changed much, and they still don't like it when a person of color leaves the plantation.
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Re: Happy Juneteenth, DUmmies!
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2025, 11:34:40 AM »
Wilson also oversaw the purging of blacks from Federal employment. FDR ignored lynching and Jim Crow injustice in order to get votes in Southern states where those were problematic.
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Re: Happy Juneteenth, DUmmies!
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2025, 04:37:27 PM »
It celebrates the day that word finally filtered out to slaves in Texas that the Republicans freed the Democrat slaves.

You're welcome!

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Wait....that's what they're celebrating today? I thought we were celebrating the hall of fame wrestler Rey Mysterio and his signature move the 619.
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